Category Archives: Inanimate Objects

The Coprophiles and Other Sick Fucks

Scat is a subculture of messed up sex where people like to get shit on, play with shit and even eat shit, usually right out of someone’s ass.

It’s pretty huge in Japan, and for some bizarre reason, a lot of Germans are into shit and piss sex too. Maybe losing the war screwed with the Krauts’ and Nips’ heads, who knows?

Of heterosexual scat videos, most of them are male slaves eating their mistresses shit. About 50% of scat videos are gay men. The hardcore SM/BD culture is huge among gay men. 37% of gay men practice hardcore BD/SM. The number for straight men must be quite small. So you can see that gay men are far more perverted than straight men. That gay men make up only 1.5% of the population but 50% of the scat videos shows how much more they are into this fetish of shiteating than other people. Videos of slave women eating their Master’s shit are not common.

I hate to admit that I have seen some of these videos. I don’t watch it very often because it’s so horrible, but I have seen a few of them here and there.

Of course I am not into this fetish at all. It is sickening and horrendous. But if it’s fucked up, horrible, awful, sick, revolting, horrific, twisted, and messed up, there I am, looking right at it. I like to read about and look at videos of the sickest, most messed up stuff imaginable. I’m not into any of this sick stuff. Actually I hate it because it’s so vile and you would not catch me doing anything that twisted in 20 lifetimes. I just like to read about freaks and sickos and watch videos of freaky, sicko stuff for kicks. I actually find shiteating videos hilarious. I am usually rolling on the floor laughing the whole time. That any human could debase themselves that low to actually eat another person’s shit right out of their ass!? My God. That’s so sick and crazy it’s actually hilarious.

There are some forums for shiteaters out there and I have been to a couple of them. I went to one that was mostly straight people. This was mostly submissive/slave straight men (in my opinion some of the most pathetic men alive) looking for Dominatrix/mistresses for this type of sex. The men call themselves toilet slaves and they are looking for women to shit and piss in their mouths. The Dominatrixes who get into these relationships are frighteningly mean and they treat their slave men so bad, it is frightening. How could any human being enjoy being abused so grotesquely?

One straight man posted on there that the first time he ate his wife’s shit (Why would any self-respecting man do that?), he got Hepatitis A, which you can indeed get from eating shit. I laughed out loud when he wrote that and said, “Serves you right!”

On this crazy forum I learned that turd bandits, which are some sort of hip slang joke that I assumed did not exist, are actually real! Yep, turd bandits exist! Can you imagine. Ok, this is what these idiots do.  They go into public restrooms with plastic bags, maybe ziploc bags. They look around in the toilets to see if there is any unflushed shit in there. And if there is, they put it in their plastic bags and take it home with them! I am not sure quite what they did with it when they got home with it, but I believe they ate it. This was even a bit much for the other shiteaters on the forum, who thought it was dangerous and unhealthy to be gathering up strangers’ shit and munching it down for midafternoon snacks.

I told my sister about this forum. My sis doesn’t laugh a whole lot and she is a very normal, healthy woman who is not the slightest bit perverse. When I told her about this shiteaters’ forum, she laughed for a good two hours. So apparently healthy humans can hear about this stuff and think it is so sick and messed up that it is hilarious. That made me feel better because I was starting to wonder about myself reading all of this sicko sex forums.

One was for gay men. I was shocked to  read one gay man write that he had eaten shit out of thousands of men’s asses. Jesus! How do you do that without getting ill? I don’t get it. Gay men who are into this messed up sex (they are not uncommon – 8% of gay men are into this type of twisted sex) are called Mudmen, which I find humorous. Actually I am laughing as I write this. Topics include how do you eat shit without getting sick, etc. People into this sick fetish often use special chairs with holes in the middle of the seat.

The guy on top sits in the chair and shits into the mouth of the guy waiting down below.  This is very much gay SM/BD culture all the way. The shiteating gays are the slaves, submissives, or masochists and the shitters are the Doms, dominants, or sadists. I saw one messed up gay scat video in Tumblr and there were hundreds of comments below from more  gay men than I could count. The typical comment was, “Ohhhhh! How I wish I had a Daddy to do that to me!” The men commenting on it were gay submissives.

The fact that gay culture so easily divides into tops and bottoms based on the position one takes in anal sex surely lends itself to BD/SM with tops easily becoming sadistic doms and bottoms easily becoming masochistic subs. In addition, effeminate gay men are much more likely to be bottoms, and the more masculine gay men are much more likely to be to tops. Jack Donovan, gay he-man, says he only tops.  How is it that someone only bottoms. Are they humans or just holes? How do they even get off? Don’t they want to have orgasms?

Scat forums are not the only sicko sex forums I have been on. I have also been on hebephile forums, which I found so disturbing that I was traumatized for days after reading them, pedophile forums, which are mostly just pedophiles talking about what it is like to be pedos. In general, there’s never any illegal CP type material on those forums although there is some hazy stuff like CP comics and cartoons (apparently legal) and posed (clothed) models for the hebephiles (more or less legal). The pedo forums can also be quite disturbing and I will have to write about that sometime. Of course I am neither a pedophile nor a hebephile and I’m not even an ephebophile! I am just a normal healthy straight man with a healthy age of attraction for females – maximally attracted to all females 16+ or fully developed – which describes all normal straight males.

I have been to SM/BD slave forums where the sickest BD/SM stuff you have ever seen is posted, all the way down to actual slave auctions.

I have been to rosebud/prolapse forums where morons try to shove things into their anuses so many times that they get a prolapsed anus, which is actually the goal of these twisted idiots.

I will discuss these edifying forums with you on another occasion, hopefully as you are sitting down to a comfortable meal.















Filed under Coprophilia, Gross, Health, Heterosexuality, Homosexuality, Illness, Inanimate Objects, Masochism, Pedophilia, Sex, Sick

Gay Men, Fisting and Sick, Perverted Sex in General

NSFW! The following contains some graphic descriptions of some seriously messed up sex acts, so if that bothers you, then just don’t read.

Hood: I am not sure that even many gay men are into fisting. But I wouldn’t know. Perhaps they all do.

Ok, one thing you guys need to know. Gay men are really into fisting. Fisting is apparently a big part of gay porn, and there are many gay porn stars who are known as “fisting stars.” I have seen a few gay porn pages on the Net. I have seen a few that advertised for gay movies. One page had a list of ads for various gay fisting movies with some pretty graphic photos. I am not into gay sex or gay porn at all, as I have zero interest in that sort of thing. I never think about men in a sexual way, I never look at men that way, I never fantasize about men, and I never jerk off thinking about men.

Nevertheless, I have drifted across a few gay porn pages here and there. I don’t really like that stuff (actually it physically revolts me), but I lingered on a few pages, as some of it had a morbid curiosity to it. Like the fisting movies page.

A good survey done some time ago found that 37% of all gay men reported being fisted in the past year. So yes, it looks like fisting is very popular with gay men.

N. B. In case you are wondering how gay men are getting Hepatitis C, well, it’s not through anal sex and anal intercourse does not transmit this disease. Nevertheless, a lot of gay men are getting this disease and know you have learned that gay men are significantly getting Hepatitis C via this fisting, in particular from fisting orgies (yes, actual fisting orgies are fairly common with gay men, believe it or not) where groups of men are fisting one another, as fisting between only two partners is not going to give it to you. It is also being transmitted with the use of large dildos at these fisting and huge dildo ass orgies. As far as how the disease is being transmitted this way, I will leave it to you budding medical epidemiologists to sort it all out. I know how it works, but it’s gross, and I will get into trouble enough with this fucked up disgusting post as it is.

But gay men are definitely into very fucked up sex in a huge way.

37% of gay men also reported being involved in SM/BD sex in the past year, and gay SM/BD sex tends to be very nasty and hardcore stuff, not some vanilla fakery. They really go for it, beat each other to where they have raised welts, have master-slave relationships, piss and shit on each other, eat and drink shit and piss, burn each other with cigarettes, on and on. Gay men are extremely overrepresented in serial killers, and one hypothesis is that this is due to the extremely high rates of sexual sadism among gay men.

16% of gay men got pissed on or drank piss in the past year. They are into piss sex bigtime. A few straight people are into that kind of sex, but most are not. Gay men are into it on a vastly greater basis. Gay men have things called piss parties, where men called piss pigs (one pissdrinking guy) drink the piss of all the other guys there. Most of the data on whether or not this is ok on a health basis comes from anecdotal reports from gay men who have attended these parties.

N.B. Not that I am into this sort of sex, but believe it or not, it is generally not bad for you. I suppose it might be a good idea to drink a lot of water to dilute the piss you drank. You generally won’t get a disease, as urine is pretty sterile when it leaves the body. The one harm interestingly is that some of these piss pigs report that they got heavily dosed with medications from drinking the urine of all these other humans. Whatever medications you are taking are going to go out via your urine, so piss drinkers are getting a dose of whatever drugs the pisser(s) is taking. There don’t seem to have been any serious reactions yet, but a few of these piss pigs reported that they passed out for hours after these parties due to the medications that they consumed.

There are indeed a few diseases that can be transmitted this way (Valley Fever and cholera are two that come to mind) but how often or even whether this happens at all is pretty up for grabs. Mostly this sort of sex strikes me as gross. I don’t even like the way urine smells. How could anyone want to drink that stuff? Humans are so perverse!

8% of gay men engaged in shit play or shiteating in the past year. Gay men are 1.5% of the population, but 50% of scat porn is gay, so they are vastly more into scat than straight men (much less straight women) are. Straight scat porn mostly involves a dominant slavemaster woman and an extremely weak, ultra-sissy, male slave and you can work out in your own mind how the scat sex works based on those dynamics. You can absolutely get diseases from eating shit, but only if the shitter has the disease in the first place.

Probably one of the worst risks for this type of sex is that shiteaters often vomit while they are trying to munch down their unorthodox meal, apparently because it is so disgusting that it triggers an automatic vomit reflex. This is not surprising.

Eating regular shit, believe it or not, won’t give you a disease, but it’s gross as all Hell. You wouldn’t catch me doing that no matter how many lifetimes I lived. One risk from undiseased shit is that eating shit is hard on your liver, as digesting that stuff is going to put a heavy stress on the liver (you will have to use your medical knowledge to figure out how that works). I am aware of a case of one man getting Hepatitis A from eating his wife’s shit. And it was the first time he tried it. Mostly you are risking Hepatitis A and various parasitic diseases. There is much hysteria about “E. Coli” but the kind that is in human shit won’t hurt you. The E. Coli that is sickening and even killing human beings is a variety that comes from cow shit, not human shit.

A lot of animals, especially rabbits, actually eat their own shit. If you have ever owned a rabbit, you will know what I am talking about. Somehow this does not bother them. I had a dog for a while that was always hanging around the sandy area outside where my cats always took their cat shits. I am absolutely disgusted to discover that this idiot dog was digging up the cat shits and eating them, apparently to no harm. Dog shit did not whet his palate at all, but boy that cat shit must have been some gourmet stuff! Why on Earth that dumbass animal thought eating cat shit was a good idea is beyond me, as he was incapable of speech, so I was unable to discern his reasoning.

The fact that there are humans that actually get off sexually on eating shit just shows you how insane and perverted the human sexual impulse can be. There seem to be almost no limits to how twisted sex can get in the human being.

When it comes to sick perverted sex, gay men take the cake all the way, trust me.


Filed under Animals, Coprophilia, Crime, Domestic, Gender Studies, Gross, Health, Homosexuality, Illness, Inanimate Objects, Man World, Masochism, Pornography, Psychology, Serial Killers, Sex, Sick

Most Fucked Up Videos on the Internet

Other than the ones we used to host here (And who know, maybe you can still find them here?) there are lots of really messed up videos on the Net these days. Apparently they are all legal. Not talking about the child porn stuff. Of course that’s messed up, and sure it’s illegal. Sorry, but I can’t give you any links to that stuff. Go ask Pedobear and Google and maybe you will get lucky.

There’s been a big debate lately over crush videos, including an extensive Supreme Court debate. These are some really messed up videos of small animals getting killed by women wearing high heels. The women talk like dominatrixes while they crush the animals with their high heels. I’m not sure what animals are killed, but the most notorious ones feature kittens and I guess puppies.

I saw part of one featuring an apparent Japanese women crushing to death a kitten with her high heels. I saw the start of it and then turned it off. I don’t want to see a kitten getting crushed. The Japanese woman that was marketing those was reportedly hunted down and beaten to death by an animal rights group, but that may just be an urban legend. Anyway, I hope she did get crushed to death by some humans. Plus, I hope the videotaped it so we can put it up on the Net and watch this sick bitch getting stomped to death.

So, crush videos are messed up. They are made for males, males who are sexually twisted. There are a bunch of these idiots out there, guys who get off on crush videos. Curiously, most of them identify with the animals getting crushed, and they have a fantasy about getting crushed by a dominatrix. I kinda feel sorry for these guys, because I have counseled some males who were stuck sexually in weird fetishes, and they could not seem to get outside of them.

Anyway, I think videos of bitches crushing kittens and puppies to death with high heels should be banned. That’s just messed up. If she’s already in prison, I guess we can release the video as evidence of a crime (and therefore documenting reality), but otherwise, the idea that people are killing animals for profit and kicks makes me ill. Ban it the same way we ban child porn.

Snuff videos are illegal, even though they don’t even exist. What about videos of real folks getting killed. No one seems to know, but it seems that they are legal. It’s often a crime, and the victim is dead anyway. If it’s a crime, it ought to be legal under Documenting Reality Theory (that’s a legal theory I just made up). It’s evidence of a crime, and LE needs to get the perpetrators. If they’ve already been dealt with, then it’s just history, and ought to be legal.

There is a question of whether death videos cause copycat killings. I don’t have the faintest idea and a part of me doesn’t care. I’m sure sociopaths can’t get enough horror films.

Concerning videos not featured on this site, we have Hatchet Versus Genitals, which I have not seen. I guess it is some idiot chopping his dick off. There is a video out called BME Pain Olympics featuring a bunch of idiots mutilating their dicks, chopping them off and whatnot. It’s supposedly fake, but there are apparently real idiots who actually do such things. It’s almost always a guy. I have no idea why a guy would want to commit violence on his dick, much less cut it off. Perhaps commenters can enlighten me.

1 Man 1 Screwdriver is one of the latest shock vids. I never uploaded it since WordPress does not allow porn videos. This moron from Russia sticks a screwdriver in his urethra, and slowly slides it out again. His dick starts bleeding afterward, and there is blood on the screwdriver. I have not seen the video. Guys sticking things in their urethras is pretty common. Arthur Kinsey used to like to do this.

I think it sounds like a pretty hazy thing to do. I’m 51, and my dick is sort of marginal these days anyway, so I see no reason why I should mess around and make it permanently F-4.

Kids in a Sandbox features a guy and a woman naked in bed. She shoves a dildo in the guy’s urethra. It somehow goes into his urethra. She pulls it out, and his dick looks like it is split in half. I don’t understand how morons do this to their dicks without suffering permanent damage. The guy and the woman are laughing and carrying on the whole time the guy’s dick is getting mangled.

1 Guy 1 Jar is another recent sensation, done by the same Russian moron who shoved the screwdriver up his dick. This idiot, about 40 years old, married, with kids, working at a good job, likes to shove huge things up his ass, even though he is straight. It’s true that guys that stick stuff up their asses are not necessarily queer. Usually they are, but not always.

Anyway, this idiot likes to stick jars up his ass for some dumb reason. In 1 Guy 1 Jar he sticks a jar up his ass. After a while you hearing a cracking sound. He stand up and starts pulling shards of glass out his ass, and blood starts coming out of his ass onto the floor. Soon we have a nice little pool of blood on the floor filled with glass shards. I have not seen the video, but I saw a few stills of it. The guys claims he got almost all the glass out, and he is still sticking jars up his ass. His wife does not know about his habit.

One of the most recent ones is 1 Guy 1 Dolphin. I have not seen it yet. This idiot queer or whatever he is sucks a male dolphin’s cock. How he gets the dolphin to do this, I have no idea. Well this continues until the dolphin cums in his mouth. People are saying that this video is “the end of the Internet.”

The spate of shock videos seems to be egging psychos and morons on to make more and more extreme psycho and idiot videos and upload them onto the Net. There is supposedly a necrophilia video that just came out of some guy having sex with a woman’s corpse and making jokes while he is doing it. I have not seen it and don’t know any details on it.

There are videos out of idiots flashing their cocks at women and girls as they drive by in cars. I have seen a bit of those videos. That’s pretty disturbing behavior all right. We are dealing with a crime here and I don’t know if this crap should be legal or what.

Mr. Hands is famous. Some queer and his twisted queer buddies were into getting fucked by horses. The guy lived in Enumclaw, Washington. In the video, the idiot gets fucked in the ass by a horse. They pull the horse’s cock out at the last minute and the horse ejaculates. Although the idiot apparently did not die in the making of this video, he did apparently die in a later horse-fucking video. The horse’s cock ruptured the idiot’s anus and he died of peritonitis or something in the hospital. I’m actually glad that this moron died.

There are also lots of scat videos, which feature idiots shitting on each other, idiots shitting into other idiots mouths who then eat the shit, idiots smearing shit all over themselves, etc etc. The shitty possibilities are endless. Often the people start vomiting in the course of the video, and of course, in that case, the only logical thing to do is to puke in the other person’s mouth, right?

The most famous of those is 2 Girls 1 Cup, which I have seen. It’s supposedly fake, done with chocolate ice cream, though I don’t see how. 2 Girls 1 Finger is actually way worse, along the same lines. 1 Priest 1 Nun is similar.

I don’t generally watch anymore of those scat videos because if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

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Filed under Accidents, Bestiality, Coprophilia, Dead Bodies, Evil, Genital Mutilation, Gross, Heterosexuality, Homosexuality, Inanimate Objects, Morbid, Sex, Sick, Sick and Evil

I Love Japanese Women – They Are Such Dolls

I gotta get me one of these. Better than the real thing? Certainly more agreeable, no? Wow, those sure are lifelike, oh man. High tech or what?


Filed under Humor, Inanimate Objects, Little or None, Sex