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America, Land of Sex-Crazy Puritans

When It Comes To Sex, Americans Are Barking Mad and Always Have Been

What in the Hell is the matter with Americans anyway? Why are we so insane about sex? America has always been insane about sex, possibly dating back to its puritan roots. The fact that this is the only Western country with a huge fundamentalist religious movement cannot be helpful.

On the one hand, there is free porn everywhere, all over the Internet, available for anyone to see, even underage teenagers. And underage teens of both sexes definitely watch porn. By age 18, I would gather that the vast majority of teens of both sexes have seen Internet porn. I had a client once who had started masturbating compulsively to Internet porn at age 11. And, get this, this person was female. Yep, an 11 year old girl masturbating compulsively to Internet porn. Now obviously she’s an outlier, but the point is taken.

She brought up the issue of “early sexualization” regarding today’s kids in regards to her own experience.

In addition to flooding society with free porn, we fetishize and nearly mandate sex. We make it impossible to criticize even the sickest, most messed up sex acts.

Gay men like to eat shit? That’s just fine! Don’t you know it’s homophobic to criticize that?

Sick people get into S/M relationships where a sadistic man basically abuses a self-hating masochistic women, all done under the rubric of S/M of course, so we are not allowed to criticize it, except that in terms of its dynamics, it looks exactly like any abusive relationship with a cruel man and suffering, Stockholmed battered woman? This is basically torture sex. We are not allowed to criticize torture sex. If people want to torture each other, that’s their business!

Another thing not discussed is the relationship between S/M, B/D sex and psychopathy and sex crimes, including kidnapping, rape, torture, murder and serial murder. It is extremely common for men who committed violent sexual crimes against women to have a background interest in S/M B/D sex. Women involved in the scene report that many of the male doms (really just sadistic men) have sociopathic tendencies, and many are out and out psychopaths.

A lot of the masochistic women who come out of the “consensual” S/M B/D scene end up damaged, often seriously, by years of abuse done under the “cool” rubric of S/M B/D. The sort of damage that they present with looks exactly like the psychological damage that women in abusive relationships show. But hey, that’s just fine. A sex scene that produces rapists, kidnappers, torturers, murderers and serial killers is just fine! And you’re a stuffy uptight prude if you disagree!

Gay men want piss on each other and drink each other’s piss? Well that’s just fine! How uptight of us to object to such a thing! We must be evil or something. Why don’t we try it ourselves? What’s wrong with you? You won’t drink piss? What, are you frigid or impotent or something?

Gay men want to shove fists up each other’s asses, sometimes causing serious damage to their bodies? How dare we object. We are evil homophobes! Fisting is just fine! We must be uptight or something. Why don’t we try it ourselves, we might like it?

For straight people, sex is nearly mandatory, even if you are single. I knew a 19 year old college girl who absolutely hated herself because she was still (technically) a virgin. She said she felt like a total loser. You can go on the Internet and read underage teenage girls complaining bitterly that they are still virgins and predicting that they will be virgins all the way to age 18. One was so angry about it that she was determined to seduce one of her father’s friends just to get rid of her virginity.

Guys who can’t get laid are considered losers. We are all supposed to be having tons of sex all the time, and if we are not, we are hung up, failures, losers and maybe even mentally ill, sick or even evil. I have seen people call men who were not getting any evil on many occasions. If you’re not having sex, you’re a sinner! Wow. We’ve turned morality upside down. Sins are virtues and virtues are sins! Sade would be proud of us.

At the same time as we push this Wild West bacchanalia sexual free for all with its sinful chastity and virtuous whoredom, we are probably the most puritanical country in the entire West. Most of this is being driven by Gender Feminism, one of the most fanatically puritanical movements to emerge in our time and  probably by the Christian fundamentalism, which is somehow working right alongside the whorish Babylon. So we hate sex, and we are sex-crazy. This actually makes sense because there is evidence that the more you repress sex, the more sex-crazy people get due to pent-up frustration.

Way to go, Americans! Way to be stupid! Keep being idiots! Don’t stop now! You’re just getting started.

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Are the Gays Pushing Their Luck?

It’s already been reported hundreds of times as gay male pornography, but Youtube won’t take it down. This crap should never be on Youtube in the first place. Put it on Adults Only X rated sites. That’s the only place this crap belongs.

A lot of the comments are saying that the gays are going too far, pushing their luck, trying to get us to hate them, etc. To say the comments are anti-gay male would be an understatement.

There’s a lot of pretty crazy sexual stuff portrayed in the video. Gay Identity Politics always lies and says that says other than the PIV sex, gays and straights are the same. I guess gay men and straight men are the same. But we are not. If you bring up all the crazy, perverted crap they do, they say, “Well straight people do it too. Straight men do all those things.”

I am sure we do, but not nearly as much. And the number of straight men who like getting fisted must be extremely low or getting pegged with a strap-on period. Most straight men do not like to get fucked in the ass with long, penis shaped objects, even if your girlfriends is the one who put it on.

As far as the other stuff, I believe 37% of gay men practice S/M, B/D and they get pretty hardcore about it too. Most straight men are not into hardcore B/D, S/M. It’s a fringe subculture. If you live or work around the gay subculture in any major city, you hear about “accidents” involving gay men in S/M, B/D sex are very common. It’s not unusual at for deaths to occur in this activity, probably because they are so hardcore about it. Gay men present to emergency rooms all the time from injuries received in this kind of sex. You also see cases of gay men presenting with some object stuck up their ass that cannot be retrieved, and these cases are more common than you would think.

You also read a lot of stories about police finding some gay men tied up in room somewhere, screaming for help. Or a gay man found bound and gagged in some alleyway, unconscious, with a dildo shoved up his ass. Nope, he didn’t get victimized by criminals at all! His circumstances were a result of consensual gay sex gone out of control. The police are often dumbfounded in these cases and are often not sure if some bound, gagged and beaten gay man was victimized by a criminal or if he was just having some fun.

In fact, sexual sadism is so common in the gay male community that some suggest that is the reason why gay men are vastly overrepresented among serial killers. A gay man is vastly more likely to be a serial killer than a straight man. On the other hand, serial killers are extremely rare, so the odds that any given gay man is one must be extremely small. But this goes to show you what might happen if S/M, B/D ever catches on big-time in the straight community. We might end up with a lot more serial killers. I don’t think I’ve ever had a straight male friend who was into sexual sadism heavily.

I had a fag hag girlfriend in Hollywood once. Her idea of a good time on a Friday night was going to a gay bar and hanging out with her gay male friends. Most of her friends were hardcore gay male masochists. Once she told me about her masochistic gay male friend, “He’s not satisfied until the welts are this big.” She held her hands up with eyes bugged out of her skull. I think I said, “That guy is a sick fucking perverted asshole. Why the Hell do you associate with him?” I am not sure I would say that now, but that was in 1983. I’ve never known one straight man who liked to get beat up like that or who even practiced serious sexual masochism period.

Fully 37% of gay men engage in fisting in the past year. The % for straight men must be vanishingly low. This is actually quite a risky sexual activity, and my understanding is that you can really injure or damage your anus by doing this stuff. Also, it’s a dirty little secret, but a lot of the Hepatitis C epidemic is coming directly from this activity, often done at an orgy or group sex scene. There’s a reason for that, but I will not go into it now. Gay men keep insisting that if done properly, this activity is perfectly safe, but that can’t be true.

Sure some gay men fuck women in the ass, but it’s not a common sex act. I’ve only had a few girlfriends who even engaged in this sex act, and I’ve barely done it myself. I don’t think most straight guys are fucking women in the ass all the time. It’s just not happening.

Anilingous or rimming is when a gay man licks another gay man’s anus either on the outside or with the tongue, inside the anus. 62% of gay men engaged in rimming in the past year. This is almost a standard activity in gay porn, and it seems like this sex act is a regular part of many gay men’s sex lives. And from the few peaks I have had at gay porn, they really go at it, plunging their faces in like they haven’t eaten in days. You are supposed to wash up before you do this sort of thing, but gay men either don’t wash up or they don’t do it well enough.

Another dirty little secret that no one talks about is that this sexual act alone is responsibility for a number of diseases in the gay male community. Hepatitis A is spread only this way, and Hep A outbreaks are recorded in gay communities on a regular basis. In addition, the parasites, shigella, giardia, and ameoba are spread this way, causing shigellosis, giardia, and ameobiasis. The last one if amoebic dysentery, a disease endemic to 3rd world countries with terrible sanitation. As many as 20% of gay men test positive for at least one of those bugs at any time, and outbreaks of shigellosis, giardiasis and amoebiasis are quite common in gay communities.

Straight people definitely engage in this activity too, but a lot of of straight women refuse to do it and few volunteer from my experience. It doesn’t seem to be #1 on your average straight woman’s favorite sex act list. Still you do see this in straight porn. The odd thing is that any given group of 50-100 usually tests 0% of the presence of those parasites which are endemic among gay men. There have been several cases recorded in straights. The fact that straights seem to get away with rimming is probably because these pathogens are probably at very low levels in straight society. With gay men, on the other hand, what we call the disease reservoir is seriously infected with these bugs at a near epidemic level. The concept of disease reservoirs is very important in contagious disease but little discussed.

Water sports. Yes there are straight men and women women like to piss on people or get pissed on. It doesn’t seem to be very common. Ask one of your girlfriends if she would like to be on the receiving end of this act, and most women act like they are going to punch you in the face. Once again, doubtful that this is a top 3 sexual activity with straight women. Fully 16% of gay men engaged in water sports in the past year. I doubt if the figure is 2% for straight men.

Coprophilia. That means getting shit on or even better yet, coprophagia, which means getting shit on and eating the shit. You wonder why any human would do such a thing but it actually goes on a fair amount. Fully 8% of gay men engaged in coprophiliac activities in the past year. I doubt if the figure for straight men is 1%.

So you see, gay men are far more perverted than straight men and this is reflected in emergency room admissions, police calls for sexual activity, deaths and injuries during sex, injuries to the anus, not to mention several sexually-transmitted viruses and parasites which nearly absent in straight men.

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When It Comes To Sex, Nothing Is Too Perverted for the Cultural Left

Honestly, when it comes to sex, Really there isn’t a sick sex trip, perversion or deviancy that they don’t love. Nothing is too weird, deviant, sick or perverted for them because sex is like a new religion for these people.

You would not believe the stuff they cheer on. Piss drinking? The Cultural Left thinks this is wonderful. . I wonder what they think about shit play? What about shit eating? That’s pretty popular. 8% of gay men like to munch on turds, and the Cultural Left just loves their favorite humans, the pet queers who can do no wrong. I assume pretty soon we will see Cultural Left articles encouraging shit play and shit eating. There seems to be no limits to the perversity of these Cultural Left freaks.

I have read articles from the Cultural Left cheering on such idiocies as cuckolding, men getting pegged by women, licking assholes and shoving fists up your ass. Of course, since these are all sex kinks, they are automatically the most wonderful things on Earth because all sex kinks are Godly and sacred and just wonderful and groovy and sugar and spices and all that.

Cuckolding is idiotic, but the Cultural Left has been promoting this bullshit like crazy. All sorts of moronic males are writing articles about how they get off seeing their wives get fucked by big guys while they sit back and watch and get humiliated.

Usually it is some stupid wimpy White guy who brings in great big Black guys (called “bulls”) to fuck his woman. The White guy gets off on the humiliation of this. The woman and the Black talk about what a lousy fuck  her White lover is and how small and pitiful his dick is. The Black man laughs in the White wimp’s face, insults him and puts him down.

It’s not uncommon that the White guy wants to be forced to suck the Black guy’s dick. The White man is not even gay at all, but he likes to do this because it is completely humiliating for a straight man to be forced to suck a dick. Somehow this cuckolding is the coolest thing in the whole world, and all of us White guys need to wimp out if we are not already and get cuckolded by having our women fucked by big Black men in front of us. Oh and don’t forget to suck a big Black dick while you are at it! C’mon White men! Let’s hop to it, guys! Get in on the latest groovy Cultural Left coolness!

Pegging is similarly stupid. These guys get off on having their wives strap on dildos and fuck them in the ass like a bitch. Why any straight men wants to get assfucked with a dildo like bitch in a re-enactment of gay male sex, I have no idea. The men who are into this are generally completely straight and have no interest in sex with men. So why re-enact a gay sex act of getting fucked in the ass by a pseudo-penis? What are you, a bitch? The Cultural Left has been running all sorts of articles lately from men talking about how cool it is to get fucked like a pathetic bitch by their women.

A lot of people do indeed lick anuses during sex. This sort of thing is quite common. But I think you need to be careful. The Cultural Left has been running a lot of articles about how cool this is, very much downplaying the risks. I would say if you are going to do this, the person who is getting their ass licked needs to clean their ass out very well, preferably with soap and hot water until it is clean as a whistle. If you do this, the act will probably be ok.

However, this act is not necessarily safe. This is one of gay men’s favorite sex acts. The vast majority of gay men do this, and not only that, but they do it  very regularly and I understand that they really go to town when they do it. My understanding is that they often do not even take basic precautions like cleaning the anus very well before someone licks it. Gay men tend to just go nuts licking asses like crazy, often at sex orgies, and there seems to be little concern or effort put into cleaning the area out beforehand.

The result of millions of gay men licking assholes like there is no tomorrow for decades now has been epidemics of Hepatitis A and the parasitic infections amoebic dysentery, shigellosis and giardiasis. All three of these parasitical infections are epidemic in the gay community ,and all are related to gay asslicking mania. Hepatitis A is a very bad illness and many gay men have already had it. Gay men have very high rates of some other bacterial and parasitical infections from licking asses, but I am not sure how dangerous those are.

Obviously, all of the risks from asslicking come from eating shit. If that area is not clean, you stand a good chance of eating a bit of shit when you do this. That’s not necessarily a concern unless someone has one of the illnesses listed above.

Bottom line is this sort of thing is not all that safe.

It is much safer among straights because straights do not have a highly infected base. Few straights have Hepatitis A, giardiasis, amoebiasis and giardiasis. Hence the straight pool is relatively clean, and therefore there is not a lot of disease transmission going on via this act. The gay pool on the other hand is incredibly infected, so this act is much more risky for gays than it is for straights due to the highly infected pool or base.

The Cultural Left has been championing anal sex for a long time. I do not have much to say about that except that they have dramatically downplayed the very real risks of anal sex, which can certainly be a risky act. You can definitely get injured from getting fucked in the ass. Not that it happens a lot, but it can happen.

However, recently I have seen articles written by Cultural Left types singing the praises of fisting vaginas or anuses. Gay men have an extremely high rate of this behavior. 37% of them have had someone shove a fist up their ass. Although the Cultural Left says this act is just fine and dandy, in truth it is not at all. Anal sex is probably fairly safe with anything no larger than a penis, but once you start getting into things bigger than penises, it gets risky. Large dildos and fisting can cause some pretty serious damage to your ass. Gay men have died from having fists shoved up their asses. It’s not unheard of.

I do not think vaginal fisting is safe either. If a woman is not in childbirth, she is not supposed to take anything that large in her vagina. During childbirth, the vagina expands naturally, and it can take objects as large as fists and babies. Women can die from having fists shoved up their vaginas. There have been some recorded cases.

A lot of this stuff is getting into some pretty extreme sex acts. Why must we constantly promote more and more extreme and perverted sex acts? What’s the point? Is there any limit to the perverted, deviant and sick sex acts that the Cultural Left will promote?

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The Enigma of Female Pain Freaks

Sam writes:

“RL: …demanding that I shit in her mouth…”

Sam: I don’t understand this at all. I have no clue. Blank. How this can in any way be pleasurable I can not fathom. The only thing I can think of is the girl is mentally ill and wants to be abused. Why girls want this, I don’t know. It may be possible that it’s a remnant from the ancient past. When villages were attacked in cave man times the Men were all killed. It would make sense that only the Women who could become completely submissive could survive. Any trouble and they were killed. So maybe a psychological defense for abuse survived in those Women whose relatives were all killed but them.

She definitely was into being abused. That was what she was all about. She wanted me to do all sorts of crazy and kinky things to her which you folks really do not need to know about. I agreed to most of them. I take requests you know. I played the role she wanted me to play like an actor in movie playing a character. I wasn’t taking it seriously. It was like a great big game, which is all sex is to me anyway.

Except I won’t shit in a chick’s mouth. Not yet anyway. I hope I am strong enough to never do that. Personally, I do not think any self-respecting man should ever do anything like that to any woman ever, for any reason.

A man who does that – I don’t want to call him a loser. He’s disreputable. Sinking. He’s turned himself into whale shit, and that’s at the bottom of the ocean. Something essential inside of him has died.

I think if I ever did an awful act like that, I fear that a very important part of me might die, perhaps that last Gnostic flickering dim light of humanism left in my corroded heart, the flickering match among the ruins, might wink out one last time, I would go black, blank and lost, and the night would last forever.

If I ever descend so low as to do something like that, honestly I hope I just kill myself. Seriously. Because then I would be a monster, and ghouls must not walk among men.

A man should retain some dignity in life if only so he can sleep well at night, and I sleep very well, thank you.

I have to look at myself in the mirror too, you know.

I won’t go into details, but a few times I violated my own moral code so badly that I couldn’t look in the mirror for a dozen weeks afterwards. Every time I looked at that glass I saw this ugly monster glaring back at me, and I would swell up with bubbling rage, so badly did I want to kill that man in the glass. It was all I could do to keep from actually hitting the glass.

I was also suicidal. On those same few occasions when I have morally abased myself by my own standards, I wanted to die for weeks afterwards. Just to it. Get it over with, dammit. Smash the mirror, kill the ugly mirror-man hiding in the glass, then off the trembling sack of bones while you are at it for a double play and a home run at the same time.

Adhering to a moral code is important for my self-esteem, and I doubt if I am the only one. It is so much easier to like yourself if you think you are basically a good person.

And it might be nice to get to ~80 without looking back on your life, wincing, cringing and plunging your head into your cupped hands.

Back to the crazy girl. After that scene, we did some really perverted, kinky, twisted and crazy stuff at her request, and I got into it a bit, but it was more stage acting than mining a part of myself.

Yes, she was full-on submissive, into being abused. She told me that she wanted to be some sort of a submissive sex slave for a dominant master, preferably a great big mean Black guy.

The sex scene continued off down the hallway and into the bathroom – you will have to use your imagination here. In the bathroom, knees on the floor, hysterical with crazed lust, she suddenly blurted out, “I want to be branded!”

Branded! Huh? Yeah that’s right. She wanted to be branded with a hot branding iron like a cow. Nuts. What kind of a human wants to be branded like a cow with a hot metal branding iron? I don’t get it.

I do not think I could brand a woman. That is too over the edge. Once a man starts branding women with hot irons, he should check himself into the nearest prison to protect society from his own black heart. Monsters and men must walk apart.

I can’t inflict much pain on women during sex, even when they are masochistic and actually request it. It doesn’t do anything for me, and it feels weird to be making another human suffer physical pain like that. You’re actually torturing another human being you know.

I had this girlfriend once who was a masochistic submissive, totally into pain. She was also the world’s biggest fag hag, and she had this whole circle of twisted gay male masochistic pain freak friends. She would regale me with stories of her gay best friends. Making an inch or two with her fingers, she would recount, mesmerized, “He’s not satisfied until the welts are this big!” Her eyes would go huge and wild, and she would circle her head around when she recounted these tales, staring straight ahead with a frozen hypnotized deer in the headlights expression.

I would shake my head, act disgusted and say, “Quit talking about your crazy fag friends. These guys are sick fuck fags, and hearing about them makes me want to puke!”

This crazy woman wanted me to squeeze her nipples during sex. Hard. Real hard. I mean real hard! Then she would writhe and collapse onto her stomach, moaning in pain, “Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I would look up dazed and shake my head around, eyes batting confused while I thought, “What the Hell is wrong with this flipped out bitch? Why the God’s name am I doing this anyway? It feels so weird to hurt someone like this. It doesn’t even really feel good.”

I didn’t even particularly enjoy it, and I chalked it up to not being much of a sexual sadist. I felt like a maniac, and it felt more creepy, disturbing and frightening than anything else.

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Do Women Become Irreparably Damaged after Allowing Arab Princes to Defecate on Them?

Question of the day for you all. Inquiring minds need to know!

Which reminds me…

I really do not think I could crap on a woman or certainly not crap in her mouth. Sure I’m depraved, but even I have limits.

I was with a girl once who wanted me to do that to her. She was in back of me on her knees doing whatever you imagine she might be doing back there. She asked me to shit in her mouth!

I thought a bit, and then said, “No way!” Incredibly, she got angry at me, started crying and began beating her fists against my ass cheeks, demanding that I shit in her mouth. Despite the tantrum, I still refused. We did do some other shockingly depraved, twisted and perverted stuff later on that night, but that one demand was just too far. I really do not think I could shit on another human being for any reason, and I surely could not shit in someone’s mouth. I think if I ever did that to another human being, an important part of me would die forever. There are some doors that you just won’t through no matter how easy it is to turn the knob.

15 year old girl.

I was 21 years old, a mere boy.

It was only 1979, but it was long ago in another world.

When I reached 22, I quit having sex with underage girls. I was still getting requests from my teenage girl platonic friends who wanted to fix me up with their friends who supposedly wanted to date me (some as young as 14), but now I was turning them down. I was starting to get seriously afraid of cops, handcuffs and criminal records. It’s been 36 years, and I haven’t so much as touched a girl since. And in this climate, it needs to stay that way.

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Why Must We Approve of Kink?

I have a low opinion of hardcore BD/SM types as I think there is no way to do this in a healthy way. I have been to many Tumblr porn sites that were oriented this way, and it’s sick as Hell.

These men are sexual sadists. That means they get hard by hurting women. These are men who love to hurt women, live to hurt women. There is no way you can be like that and be a good person, much less a good man.

I have no respect for a woman who likes to be beaten up or treated like dirt. Sorry. Anybody like that is simply not healthy.

If those porn sites are anything like what the BD/SM scene is really like then the whole thing is screwed up and sick. The impression I got from those sites and the comments is that BD/SM looks exactly like how many women have described the horrors of an abusive relationship with a man. It looks 100% like those Hellish relationships except this time the woman is enjoying it. So in BD/SM a woman is enjoying being in what amounts to an abusive relationship.

Porn is misogynistic enough, but BD/SM porn seems to be inherently misogynistic at its very nature, especially the scene with male doms and female subs. Most male doms strike me as the sort of psychos who normally reside in prisons. Quite a few look sociopathic. Most female subs have no self-esteem, hate themselves, think they are worthless and want to suffer because they think they are garbage. This is “a healthy sexual variation” that the Cultural Left expects me to approve of? Let me off the bus then.

And anyone who expects me to approve of men who burn women with cigarettes, threaten them knives, or choke them like a serial killer can forget it. Ain’t getting my stamp of approval. This is “a healthy sexual variation?” Nope.

Incidentally, it has long been normative opinion in psychology that hardcore sexual sadism and sexual masochism are unhealthy per se. You can’t be a healthy person if you are deep into this sort of thing.

I am supposed to approve of idiotic gay men who shove fists up other men’s asses and even more insane gay men who let men shove half a forearm up their ass? Count me out. That has to be one of the stupidest things a human can do to his body. Fully 37% of gay men practiced fisting last year. If those figures are correct, there is something deeply disturbed about gay men. This is “a healthy sexual variation?”No.

How about the shitheaters? That’s another kink. And it’s a lot more common than you think. This is “a healthy sexual variation?” I am expected to approve of this madness?

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I Am Breathing a Sigh of Relief

Whew! Now I can breathe easy! I really dodged a bullet with that one. I’m on a really tight budget you know, and this month has been particularly bad, so I’ve had to, um, improvise when it comes to what I eat. And there’s one thing that’s always around no matter how broke you are.

But seriously though, I think you probably really could eat your own shit. You might puke because it’s such a disgusting thing to do, but I really don’t see how you could get ill. What you are consuming is something that came from your own body anyway. How the Hell do you catch a disease from yourself? I don’t see how it’s possible.

Along the lines of this question, I went and checked out the some links about this subject. I came up with lots of links for coprophagists (a sexual fetish) including one huge forum. There are actually a number of folks out there who actually like to eat shit. I will write more about this delicious subject later on!

Anyway, one thing that I learned from the dirty-minded coprophagists is that eating a lot of shit can cause a problem. A common risk was said to be that if you eat a lot of shit, it’s pretty hard on your liver. This would make sense as this stuff was supposed to be moving out of your body every time you drop a toxic waste dump in your toilet. Your body is trying to move this trash out of your system, and you keep putting it back in. Your liver processes toxins, and you are overloading the liver with mini Love Canals. Your liver’s not going to be happy with the increased workload and unpaid overtime. It might even go engage in work slowdowns or possibly even strikes.

These clean-living coprophagists guys don’t eat their own shit – instead they eat other people’s shit, especially from their spouses and lovers. So I do not know if the liver overload thing is a problem for only other’s people’s shit or if it’s a problem for your shit too. A good rule of thumb is to mind your own shit. Just deal with your own shit, and leave other people’s shit alone. Messing with other’s people’s shit can get you in a lot of trouble. Literally and figuratively.

Some websites say that eating your own shit may be harmful in that you are introducing bugs that are used to living in your intestines into your stomach. I really doubt if that is much of an issue. Your saliva kills lots of stuff anyway, and what it doesn’t kill, the stomach often makes short work of.

The main problem with bugs like this is if they get into your bloodstream, as they are not allowed to go there, and they cause all sorts of problems if they immigrate into your bloodstream like shitty wetbacks. However, your stomach is extremely strong such that just about anything edible you put in it can’t get past the border guards in the walls of your stomach. Those migras don’t even bother to deport, they shoot to kill!

Assuming your shit you just ate moves out of your stomach in some form, it now heads down into your intestines, which is like migrating back to your homeland. These bugs have been living down there all along with no issues and now they are coming home to meet the Poop family, Mom, Pop and the little shits.

On the web, a lot of people are saying that your shit has E. Coli in it, and if you eat it, the E. Coli superbug will kill you. Not so. Mr. E. Coli hangs out in your gut all the time and doesn’t cause a bit of trouble. In fact, that’s his regular hangout.

There are certain parts of your body that do not like Mr. E. Coli. If E. Coli gets into your male urethra, it can cause a UTI. Most of that is from other people’s E. Coli, but is probably even applies to your own. One of the ways this occurs is if you are the  insertive partner in anal sex (if you fuck someone in the ass), but this is not common. One way to avoid this is to urinate right after you fuck someone in the ass. It’s probably also a good idea to wash from above your waist down with warm water and soap.

If your own shit gets into your vagina, it can cause a UTI in the female. What happens here is that the shit upsets the normal flora of the vagina. A vagina is full of all sorts of girly microbes and they generally get along fine like a great big coffee klatch. It’s like a big pussy party with all the nice ladybugs kissing, hugging,  commiserating and crying on each other’s shoulders when they are not gossiping, sharing coffee or tea, complaining about male bugs, talking about sex or telling silly ironic jokes.

The girls are all getting along just fine aside for some minor cattiness when along comes Mr. Shit, double-holstered bad-ass from the Wild Ass West. He whips out his shitguns, starts shooting and ruins the whole hen party.

In addition, your shit cannot get outside of your body into any open wounds in your body. Your bloodstream is protected by the Clean Bloodstreams Act, lives to flow clean and free and doesn’t tolerate any shit very well. This can cause a serious issue of blood poisoning.

Also if there is a break in the wall of your intestine, your shit escapes from the intestinal jail where it is confined. The broken out inmates can cause a lot of damage to the society of your peritoneum while they rampage around causing major mayhem. Fecal peritonitis is typically a health emergency and it can be fatal.

Other than keeping the shit out of your peritoneum, bloodstream, and sex organs, I do not think your own shit is an issue. Truth is we are probably eating tiny bits of our own shit all the time. Now personally, I’ve been eating shit my whole life. In fact, it’s pretty much my life story, eh? Since we are consuming tiny bits of our own shit all the time, I doubt if ingesting tiny amounts of our own shit is a problem.

We are probably also eating tiny bits of other people’s shit. Recent studies have confirmed that money truly is the root of all evil, and the proof is that your average currency bill has shit all over it. It’s in very tiny amounts, but it’s there nonetheless. Doorknobs, public restrooms, water fountains – Hell, there’s shit everywhere. Most of the time this causes no problem probably due to the tiny amounts that are consumed.

Think about something else. If eating your own shit was a serious or fatal exercise, none of us would even be here because we all would have died when we were two years old!

It is interesting that people who live together for six months generally find that the nature of their intestinal flora equalizes. In other words, their gut gardens all start growing the same crops. Probably what has happened is that after six months of living together, two people eat enough of each other’s shit that their shit plantations start looking identical. Whatever your housemate has in their gut, after a period of time, it’s loitering in your own gut too and vice versa.

I realize this is a pretty shitty subject, but inquiring minds want to know the answers to these vital questions! I have been thinking about this subject a long time as my mind is in the gutter, but I always put off writing it as writer’s block made me mentally constipated. Finally I told myself, “Hey, shit or get off the pot!” And so here is your article!

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Why Would Anyone Do This?

What the Hell is wrong with this chick, Veronica Moser, the famous Austrian scat star? She’s been eating shit on camera for a good 18 years now. Why? And why doesn’t she get sick? She’s eaten the shit of a lot of people over her career. And she really eats it too, no fakery. She also puts it in her pussy, and that has to be a terrible idea. How does she get away with doing that?

I don’t think this is something I want to try, to be honest.

Why do people eat shit? I don’t get it.

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Most Fucked Up Videos on the Internet

Other than the ones we used to host here (And who know, maybe you can still find them here?) there are lots of really messed up videos on the Net these days. Apparently they are all legal. Not talking about the child porn stuff. Of course that’s messed up, and sure it’s illegal. Sorry, but I can’t give you any links to that stuff. Go ask Pedobear and Google and maybe you will get lucky.

There’s been a big debate lately over crush videos, including an extensive Supreme Court debate. These are some really messed up videos of small animals getting killed by women wearing high heels. The women talk like dominatrixes while they crush the animals with their high heels. I’m not sure what animals are killed, but the most notorious ones feature kittens and I guess puppies.

I saw part of one featuring an apparent Japanese women crushing to death a kitten with her high heels. I saw the start of it and then turned it off. I don’t want to see a kitten getting crushed. The Japanese woman that was marketing those was reportedly hunted down and beaten to death by an animal rights group, but that may just be an urban legend. Anyway, I hope she did get crushed to death by some humans. Plus, I hope the videotaped it so we can put it up on the Net and watch this sick bitch getting stomped to death.

So, crush videos are messed up. They are made for males, males who are sexually twisted. There are a bunch of these idiots out there, guys who get off on crush videos. Curiously, most of them identify with the animals getting crushed, and they have a fantasy about getting crushed by a dominatrix. I kinda feel sorry for these guys, because I have counseled some males who were stuck sexually in weird fetishes, and they could not seem to get outside of them.

Anyway, I think videos of bitches crushing kittens and puppies to death with high heels should be banned. That’s just messed up. If she’s already in prison, I guess we can release the video as evidence of a crime (and therefore documenting reality), but otherwise, the idea that people are killing animals for profit and kicks makes me ill. Ban it the same way we ban child porn.

Snuff videos are illegal, even though they don’t even exist. What about videos of real folks getting killed. No one seems to know, but it seems that they are legal. It’s often a crime, and the victim is dead anyway. If it’s a crime, it ought to be legal under Documenting Reality Theory (that’s a legal theory I just made up). It’s evidence of a crime, and LE needs to get the perpetrators. If they’ve already been dealt with, then it’s just history, and ought to be legal.

There is a question of whether death videos cause copycat killings. I don’t have the faintest idea and a part of me doesn’t care. I’m sure sociopaths can’t get enough horror films.

Concerning videos not featured on this site, we have Hatchet Versus Genitals, which I have not seen. I guess it is some idiot chopping his dick off. There is a video out called BME Pain Olympics featuring a bunch of idiots mutilating their dicks, chopping them off and whatnot. It’s supposedly fake, but there are apparently real idiots who actually do such things. It’s almost always a guy. I have no idea why a guy would want to commit violence on his dick, much less cut it off. Perhaps commenters can enlighten me.

1 Man 1 Screwdriver is one of the latest shock vids. I never uploaded it since WordPress does not allow porn videos. This moron from Russia sticks a screwdriver in his urethra, and slowly slides it out again. His dick starts bleeding afterward, and there is blood on the screwdriver. I have not seen the video. Guys sticking things in their urethras is pretty common. Arthur Kinsey used to like to do this.

I think it sounds like a pretty hazy thing to do. I’m 51, and my dick is sort of marginal these days anyway, so I see no reason why I should mess around and make it permanently F-4.

Kids in a Sandbox features a guy and a woman naked in bed. She shoves a dildo in the guy’s urethra. It somehow goes into his urethra. She pulls it out, and his dick looks like it is split in half. I don’t understand how morons do this to their dicks without suffering permanent damage. The guy and the woman are laughing and carrying on the whole time the guy’s dick is getting mangled.

1 Guy 1 Jar is another recent sensation, done by the same Russian moron who shoved the screwdriver up his dick. This idiot, about 40 years old, married, with kids, working at a good job, likes to shove huge things up his ass, even though he is straight. It’s true that guys that stick stuff up their asses are not necessarily queer. Usually they are, but not always.

Anyway, this idiot likes to stick jars up his ass for some dumb reason. In 1 Guy 1 Jar he sticks a jar up his ass. After a while you hearing a cracking sound. He stand up and starts pulling shards of glass out his ass, and blood starts coming out of his ass onto the floor. Soon we have a nice little pool of blood on the floor filled with glass shards. I have not seen the video, but I saw a few stills of it. The guys claims he got almost all the glass out, and he is still sticking jars up his ass. His wife does not know about his habit.

One of the most recent ones is 1 Guy 1 Dolphin. I have not seen it yet. This idiot queer or whatever he is sucks a male dolphin’s cock. How he gets the dolphin to do this, I have no idea. Well this continues until the dolphin cums in his mouth. People are saying that this video is “the end of the Internet.”

The spate of shock videos seems to be egging psychos and morons on to make more and more extreme psycho and idiot videos and upload them onto the Net. There is supposedly a necrophilia video that just came out of some guy having sex with a woman’s corpse and making jokes while he is doing it. I have not seen it and don’t know any details on it.

There are videos out of idiots flashing their cocks at women and girls as they drive by in cars. I have seen a bit of those videos. That’s pretty disturbing behavior all right. We are dealing with a crime here and I don’t know if this crap should be legal or what.

Mr. Hands is famous. Some queer and his twisted queer buddies were into getting fucked by horses. The guy lived in Enumclaw, Washington. In the video, the idiot gets fucked in the ass by a horse. They pull the horse’s cock out at the last minute and the horse ejaculates. Although the idiot apparently did not die in the making of this video, he did apparently die in a later horse-fucking video. The horse’s cock ruptured the idiot’s anus and he died of peritonitis or something in the hospital. I’m actually glad that this moron died.

There are also lots of scat videos, which feature idiots shitting on each other, idiots shitting into other idiots mouths who then eat the shit, idiots smearing shit all over themselves, etc etc. The shitty possibilities are endless. Often the people start vomiting in the course of the video, and of course, in that case, the only logical thing to do is to puke in the other person’s mouth, right?

The most famous of those is 2 Girls 1 Cup, which I have seen. It’s supposedly fake, done with chocolate ice cream, though I don’t see how. 2 Girls 1 Finger is actually way worse, along the same lines. 1 Priest 1 Nun is similar.

I don’t generally watch anymore of those scat videos because if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

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