Category Archives: Goats

Meet the Geeps

Say hello to the geeps.

Say hello to the geeps.

That my friends is a geep. No, not a gape you perverts. And no, not a geek, you STEM types.

So what’s a geep? A geep is what happens once in a while when a sheep fucks a goat. Every once in a while when there is some inter-species sex like this, one of these geep things gets born. A geep is simply a cross between a sheep and a goat.

On another note, it seems rams will screw anything. Ewes, other rams, she-goats, you name it. I guess rams just like to get down.

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Pig Rescues Goat

Amazing video. A baby goat gets its foot stuck underwater, and a potbellied pig dives into the water, swims to the goat and rescues it by pushing it to shore!

Pretty amazing assuming it’s not set up or staged somehow.

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Medics Cut Legs Off Live Goats for Training

Video here.

This video is pretty messed up. As part of their training, Army medics at a base in North Carolina saw the legs off of live goats. The goats are anesthetized, but they are not completely asleep. You can see some of the goats moving around, while others make moaning noises while their legs are getting chopped off. The medics laugh and joke while they dismember the live animals.

The Army claims this training is necessary in order to train medics for the rigors of the battlefield, but others say it’s not necessary at all. Animal rights groups are angry about this practice and want it stopped.

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What’s Dumber?

What’s dumber than reading a book about a pet goat while your nation is suffering the worst terrorist attack in its history?

George Bush, as commander in chief, defends his nation from its worst terror attack in history by reading an upside down 5th grader's book about goats. Profiles in courage!

George Bush, as commander in chief, defends his nation from its worst terror attack in history by reading an upside down 5th grader's book about goats. Profiles in courage!

Reading it upside down while either pretending you know how to read upside down, or not caring that the book is upside down, or not knowing the difference, or whatever.

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