The title is Sex Education Lesson 1 for today.
Lin: Bob, as you said, gays are more interested in recipient rectal sex than as emitter. Just chop off the prostate gland and terminate the Lawrence of Arabia syndrome.
Yes, there is a big problem now. On their dating sites, almost all of the gay men say they are bottoms. Ok, that means they take it up the ass.
Hardly any of the men say they are tops. The tops are the insertive partners of the holes, in case you were wondering.
Well, you can’t have sex with society of bottoms. Holes just sit there. It’s like a house full of outlets with no devices to plug into them. Nothing’s going to get turned on, literally.
A hole only works with a pole, otherwise it’s like a hole in the ground, just sitting there being useless with nothing to fill it up waiting for you to trip over it.
Some gay men made Youtube videos complaining about this. They were bottoms too of course, but they were sockets in need of a plugs, and there were no plugs to be found. So no orgiastic lights get lit up.
Some of them said, “Doesn’t anyone fuck anymore?”
There have also been a lot of complaints from gay men lately about how many gay men are effeminate. A lot of gay men, even or especially the effeminate ones, like more masculine guys. The only ones who want the femmies are some tops who like to dominate them I assume. Gay men have made pleading pitches online to stop encouraging gay men to be effeminate. They have plenty of twinks, more than enough. The shortage is of bears.
Excessive girly men, all looking for a manly man, but there are few, so the sissies are stranded at the altar.
Excessive bottoms, holes waiting to be filled by the poles that never shows up.
These are the pressing issues of the day, dammit!
Well, now you know about the fascinating issues affecting gay men nowadays. Would you like some dessert with that prose meal?