I had a date a while back, and even before our first date, this woman read off this list of all the perverted porn star stuff she would do.
“OK. Deep throat, anal sometimes, you can tie me up, you can handcuff me…but I will not have sex with another woman for you! And I give the best deep throat west of the Mississippi. That’s why you should choose me instead of those other women.”
I never even asked her to do a lesbian show for me. She just assumed I would want that. I have heard this a lot lately. I guess a lot of men are asking their women to put on lesbian shows for them or engage in male-female-female threesomes with them.
I thought it was pretty funny because I have been running into this a lot lately with women age ~50. They give you this laundry list of all the slutty things they will do. All women this age are totally pornified nowadays and into full on porn movie sex.
And by that age, most women have done just about everything sexual, and I do mean everything, and they have figured out what they like and don’t like. You can ask them to do just about anything, even things that young women flip out on, give you dagger eyes, yell at you and threaten to walk out the door for even suggesting that they do. The 50 year old woman just smiles gently and tells you she’s not into this or that perverted act for this or that reason. It’s like they’re at least open to just about anything sexual, you name it.
You meet these women age ~50, and even before the first date, they rattle off all the kinky and perverted stuff they do and how you should pick them because other women won’t do this or that dirty thing that they will.
I approve of this new trend among the older ladies.
This always makes me chuckle. Good God, in the US now, middle-aged single women are actually trying to outwhore each other. They are actually bragging about what big sluts they are, just to get a man. I guess by my age, decent men are a bit scarce, so the women really start competing hard for the guys.
I’m a Boomer. God I love my generation! I swear we will still be having sex and taking bong hits in the old folks’ home! We ain’t never gonna quit. We’ll party til we drop.