Nope, false alarm. It was a copycat.
He killed a whore though. That’s the important part. One check. And he stabbed her. Two checks. He’s probably nuts. Three checks. But he didn’t chop her to bits. Nope. 3 out of 4 ain’t bad. It’s not an A murder, but it’s pretty good. I give him a B, maybe even B+.
I must say though this fellow has quite a sense of humor. First of all, he murders her. Then he gets a pink marker and writes “Jack” on her dead body. Hilarious! Guy should be a stand-up comic. Then he gets out a camera and takes a bunch of photos of her dead body. You like picks of dead bodies. Oh man, dude, stop, you are cracking me up. After that he goes online and researches Jack the Ripper. LOL! And then, what’s funniest of all, is he kills her in his own house after ordering her takeout from some whorehouse. That’s funny, man! Kill a woman in your own house. Ha ha, they’ll never catch you then, huh? Anyway then he flees, trying to escape. Body is found two days later, and duh, guess who is prime suspect. Mr. Jokester.
And why did he kill her? Prosecution says he didn’t feel like paying for the sex. That’s like the old joke. You know how to make a hormone? Don’t pay her! That’s pretty funny though. You buy a whore, you screw her and instead of paying her your hard-earned cash, you just kill the bitch! Think of money you could save. Ha ha! That’s a good one.
This guy’s quite a card. Looks like he’ll be telling jokes in prison for the next 30 years or so, which is where he belongs. Actually he belongs under the prison, but we can’t do that, so this will have to do.