Apparently Bestiality Is Normal


Nature gives the thumbs up to interspecies sex. All you animal-fuckers should be relieved now. No more guilt to worry about. Go to it folks! There’s no time to lose.

Nothing to be ashamed of I guess. Girls and dogs is way more common than you think anyway. Trust me, people can talk to me in confidentiality, so you would not believe the crazy stuff I hear. I am starting to think that being weird as Hell is sort of the base human norm. You see all these people walking around all the time and they seem like the ultimate in normal, but you have no idea how many of them are weird as get out. They’re just hiding it is all. Behind the blinds, it is quite incredible how crazy, weird and even perverted so many seemingly normal people are. Being a counselor is quite an eyeopener. You get to see this whole hidden world that most assume is not event  there.


Filed under Animals, Bestiality, Psychology, Sex, Wild

7 responses to “Apparently Bestiality Is Normal

  1. Jason Y

    OK, finally a cultural left thing I am 100 percent against.

    • Tulio

      Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if bestiality is more practiced by right-wingers than left. When they geotag searches for porn, it’s more likely to come from red states, especially the freaky stuff. I bet there’s all kinds of dog freakish shit going on in Utah.

  2. Lin

    As an(alternative) evangelic Christian, the bible is a truly amazing book.
    My conclusion:Apparently for Adam the Father of Mankind, that apple in the Garden of Eden was not the first tempting forbidden fruit. Mind you before the cloning of Eve from a piece of his rib, Adam had NO notion of heterosexuality with female human and all the options with animals were open to him.

    “..Perhaps the first passage that speaks out against bestiality (albeit, indirectly) is found in Genesis. Consider for a moment the creation account with Adam and Eve:

    And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man” (Genesis 2:20-23, emphasis mine).

    Adam rightly recognized that no animal in the world was a proper match for him. He could have no true love, no true fellowship, and no true intimacy with a mere beast. Therefore, God made Adam an help meet. Adam was so excited to see a woman that he exclaimed, “This bone of his bones and flesh of his flesh.” I’ll guarantee you that Adam was the happiest man on the planet when he first laid eyes on Eve (he had to be, he was the only man on the planet!).

    Here are six Bible passages that deal directly with bestiality or zoophilia (sexual contact with animals):..”

  3. you are defeated

    i agree with bob…

    did u ever engage in homosexual sex bob ?

    • Let’s put it this way. If you put a gun to my head and told me to have gay sex with this guy here or you would shoot me, I would say just kill me.

      That’s how averse I am to that stuff.

      It helps that I have had continuous, wild heterosexual fantasies since I was 13 years old, and I was actually into girls as early as age 10. I’m girl crazy. It seems like a lot of the time I just thinking about pussy, ass, tits, and engaging in sex acts with women. Sometimes I wonder if I ever think about anything else.

      In contrast, I cannot remember getting aroused by a guy, I never check out guys when I am out and around, if I am at the beach, the guys are a nusiance that is blocking the view of the chicks. I saw naked guys in the locker room all through high school and I never felt a thing. I have seen my best friends naked in dressing rooms at gyms. Some of them were as handsome as Greek Gods. I never felt a thing when I looked at them. I never fantasize about men or having sex with men, and all of my masturbatory fantasies are about women and only women. Also I have a massive porn collection, and there is not one gay or bisexual film in there.

      Sometimes I think I am the most heterosexual guy who ever lived.

      Obviously I am not gay at all. I could never be gay because I like pussy too much. I would have to be bisexual. But I don’t think I even have any bi tendencies either. Plus I am phobic as Hell of the whole idea as I showed you above.

      Yeah never did it and it looks like I never will.

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