From Singapore, where they ought to know:
The thread is not written in English, but it written in a foreign language that is very close to English which is pretty for an English speaker to understand. The language is whatever the Hell that is they speak in Singapore that sounds a lot like English but is actually a separate language.
I’m not kidding. It’s not English. It’s an English creole, and those ain’t English.
Some Singlish examples from the piece:
Based on personal experience , 7 out of 10 local Indian women has BO. Why ah? Even those early 20s.
Hairy ma of course smelly.
In before lock.
Somethings is a fact, can’t argue fact, and there’s no explanation.
Where got stink?
In before lock and TS lim kopi!
Ask natchfarker lor.
Ask moyocase lor…
Local ones got smell meh? My colleague don’t have leh… It’s those from Indian one due to the spices they eat.
Always looking to stir, haizz.
Your logic is same as chiobu won’t fart.
In before natch.
Why they every time apply coconut oil?? Nice meh.
Food play a part and the coconut lotion they put. Hot weather will become rancid.
Garlic, onion, shallots etc gives power bawu.
Page 2 liao haven’t lick.
Keep in mind that this is a very deep, intellectual article dealing with a lot of complex concepts. I was able to handle it well, but you guys are kinda slow. So if you don’t have a college education, you might not be able to handle it. But it’s always good to exercise your brain a while with Mental Extreme Sports.