Which Gender Are You?

From the Gender Master List. I understand that at one time, Facebook allowed you to choose between 144 different genders. I am laughing as I write this. A lot of people think this stuff is evil, but I mostly just think that this is sheer, utter, insipid idiocy. I couldn’t even read more than a handful of entries before I was laughing so hard that I had to stop reading.

This is stupid! It’s retarded. I can’t believe that people actually talk about this stuff with a straight face without busting up laughing at the idiocy of it all. It should be disturbing that there are so many people who take this crap seriously, but mostly it’s just ridiculous.

Oh one more thing. I believe that almost all of these people are homosexuals if I am not mistaken. Every nonbinary idiot I have met so far was a homosexual. Have any of you met anyone who claimed to be genderqueer? Have you any of you ever run into a genderqueer idiot who was not a homosexual? Just testing my theory here that these are all gay people.

But I did meet one very normal straight female in her 20’s who told me she was a little bit genderqueer. I was stunned when I heard that, but then I started laughing. You have to realize that asinine behavior is somewhat contagious, especially when the people engaging in it think it is dead serious and don’t realize how preposterous it is. There’s hardly a fad too moronic that lots of humans won’t take it up.

One more thing: I must warn you to be aware that there are trigger warnings in this list. Be careful when you read this and make sure to have a Med-Alert handy in case you feel like you’re dying or whatever. With that word of caution, I urge you happy reading.

Gender Master List

This is an ongoing list of gender identities. If you see an identity with a confusing or wrong description, feel free to message us about it and we will answer as soon as possible. Feel free to mix and match your own prefixes and suffixes to create the identity that best describes you.

Any gender named _gender may be made into _boy, _girl, _nonbinary, etc. (example: demigender, demiboy, demigirl, deminonbinary)

Abimegender: A gender that is profound, deep, and infinite; meant to resemble when one mirror is reflecting into another mirror creating an infinite paradox.

Adamasgender: A gender which refuses to be categorized.

Aerogender: A gender that is influenced by your surroundings.

Aesthetigender: A gender that is derived from an aesthetic; also known as videgender.

Affectugender: A gender that is affected by mood swings.

Agender: The feeling of no gender/absence of gender or neutral gender.

Agenderflux: Being mostly agender except having small shifts towards other genders making them demigenders (because of the constancy of being agender).

Alexigender: A gender that is fluid between more than one gender, but the individual cannot tell what those genders are.

Aliusgender: A gender which is removed from common gender descriptors and guidelines.

Amaregender: A gender that changes depending on who you’re in love with.

Ambigender: Defined as having the feeling of two genders simultaneously without fluctuation; meant to reflect the concept of being ambidextrous, only with gender.

Ambonec: Identifying as both man and woman yet neither at the same time.

Amicagender: A gender that changes depending on which friend you’re with.

Androgyne: Sometimes used in the case of “androgynous presentation”; describes the feeling of being a mix of both masculine and feminine (and sometimes neutral) gender qualities.

Anesigender: Feeling like a certain gender yet being more comfortable identifying with another.

Angenital: A desire to be without primary sexual characteristics without necessarily being genderless; one may be both angenital and identify as any other gender alongside.

Anogender: A gender that fades in and out but always comes back to the same feeling.

Anongender: A gender that is unknown to both yourself and others.

Antegender: A protean gender which has the potential to be anything but is formless and motionless, and therefore does not manifest as any particular gender.

Anxiegender: A gender that is affected by anxiety.

Apagender: A feeling of apathy towards ones gender which leads to them not looking any further into it.

Apconsugender: A gender where you know what it isn’t, but not what it is; the gender is hiding itself from you.

Astergender: A gender that feels bright and celestial.

Astralgender: A gender that feels connected to space.

(POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING) Autigender: A gender that can only be understood in the context of being autistic.

Autogender: A gender experience that is deeply personal to oneself.

Axigender: When a person experiences two genders that sit on opposite ends of an axis; one being agender and the other being any other gender; these genders are experienced one at a time with no overlapping and with very short transition time.

Bigender: The feeling of having two genders either at the same time or separately; usually used to describe feeling “traditionally male” and “traditionally female”, but does not have to.

Biogender: A gender that feels connected to nature in some way.

Blurgender: The feeling of having more than one gender that are somehow blurred together to the point of not being able to distinguish or identify individual genders; synonymous with genderfuzz.

Boyflux: When one feels mostly or all male most of the time but experiences fluctuating intensity of male identity.

Burstgender: A gender that comes in intense bursts of feeling and quickly fades back to the original state.

Caelgender: A gender which shares qualities with outer space or has the aesthetic of space, stars, nebulas, etc.

Cassgender: The feeling that gender is unimportant to you.

Cassflux: When the level of indifference towards your gender fluctuates.

Cavusgender: For people with depression; when you feel one gender when not depressed and another when depressed.

Cendgender: When your gender changes between one and its opposite.

Ceterofluid: When you are ceterogender and your feelings fluctuate between masculine, feminine, and neutral.

Ceterogender: A nonbinary gender with specific masculine, feminine, or neutral feelings.

Cisgender: The feeling of being the gender you were assigned at birth all the time (assigned (fe)male/feeling (fe)male).

Cloudgender: A gender that cannot be fully realized or seen clearly due to depersonalization/derealization disorder.

Collgender: The feeling of having too many genders simultaneously to describe each one.

Colorgender: A gender associated with one or more colors and the feelings, hues, emotions, and/or objects associated with that color like pinkgender, bluegender, yellowgender.

Commogender: When you know you aren’t cisgender, but you are settling with your assigned gender for the time being.

Condigender: A gender that is only felt during certain circumstances.

Deliciagender: From the Latin word delicia meaning “favorite”, meaning the feeling of having more than one simultaneous gender yet preferring one that fits better.

Demifluid: The feeling of your gender being fluid throughout all the demigenders; the feeling of having multiple genders, some static and some fluid.

Demiflux: The feeling of having multiple genders, some static and some fluctuating.

Demigender: A gender that is partially one gender and partially another.

Domgender: Having more than one gender yet one being more dominant than the others.

Duragender: From the Latin word dura meaning “long-lasting”, meaning a subcategory of multigender in which one gender is more identifiable, long lasting, and prominent than the other genders.

Egogender: A gender that is so personal to your experience that it can only be described as “you.”

Epicene: Sometimes used synonymously with the adjective “androgynous”; the feeling either having or not displaying characteristics of both or either binary gender; sometimes used to describe feminine male-identifying individuals.

Espigender: A gender that is related to being a spirit or exists on a higher or extradimensional plane.

Exgender: The outright refusal to accept or identify in, on, or around the gender spectrum.

Existigender: A gender that only exists or feels present when thought about or when a conscious effort is made to notice it.

Femfluid: Having fluctuating or fluid gender feelings that are limited to feminine genders.

Femgender: A nonbinary gender which is feminine in nature.

Fluidflux: The feeling of being fluid between two or more genders that also fluctuate in intensity; a combination of genderfluid and genderflux.

Gemigender: Having two opposite genders that work together, being fluid and flux together.

Genderblank: A gender that can only be described as a blank space; when gender is called into question, all that comes to mind is a blank space.

Genderflow: A gender that is fluid between infinite feelings.

Genderfluid: The feeling of fluidity within your gender identity; feeling a different gender as time passes or as situations change; not restricted to any number of genders.

Genderflux: The feeling of your gender fluctuating in intensity; like genderfluid but between one gender and agender.

Genderfuzz: Coined by lolzmelmel; the feeling of having more than one gender that are somehow blurred together to the point of not being able to distinguish or identify individual genders; synonymous with blurgender.

Gender Neutral: The feeling of having a neutral gender whether somewhere in between masculine and feminine or a third gender that is separate from the binary; often paired with neutrois.

Genderpunk: A gender identity that actively resists gender norms.

Genderqueer: Originally used as an umbrella term for nonbinary individuals; may be used as an identity; describes a nonbinary gender regardless of whether the individual is masculine- or feminine-leaning.

Genderwitched: A gender in which one is intrigued or entranced by the idea of a particular gender but is not certain that they are actually feeling it in themselves.

Girlflux: When one feels mostly or all female most of the time but experiences fluctuating intensities of female identity.

Glassgender: A gender that is very sensitive and fragile.

Glimragender: A faintly shining, wavering gender.

Greygender: Having a gender that is mostly outside of the binary but is weak and can barely be felt.

Gyragender: Having multiple genders but understanding none of them.

Healgender: A gender that once realized, brings lots of peace, clarity, security, and creativity to the individual’s mind.

Heliogender: A gender that is warm and burning.

Hemigender: A gender that is half one gender and half something else; one or both halves may be identifiable genders.

Horogender: A gender that changes over time with the core feeling remaining the same.

Hydrogender: A gender which shares qualities with water.

Imperigender: A fluid gender that can be controlled by the individual.

Intergender: The feeling of gender falling somewhere on the spectrum between masculine and feminine; note: do not confuse with intersex.

Juxera: A feminine gender similar to girl but on a separate plane and off to itself.

Libragender: A gender that feels agender but has a strong connection to another gender.

Magigender: A gender that is mostly gender, and the rest is something else.

Mascfluid: A gender that is fluid in nature and restricted only to masculine genders.

Mascgender: A non-binary gender which is masculine in nature.

Maverique: Taken from the word maverick; the feeling of having a gender that is separate from masculinity, femininity, and neutrality but is not agender; a form of third gender.

Mirrorgender: A gender that changes to fit the people around you.

Molligender: A gender that is soft, subtle, and subdued.

Multigender: The feeling of having more than one simultaneous or fluctuating gender; simultaneous with multigender and omnigender.

Nanogender: Feeling a small part of one gender with the rest being something else.

Neutrois: The feeling of having a neutral gender; sometimes a lack of gender that leads to feeling neutral.

Nonbinary: Originally an umbrella term for any gender outside the binary of cisgenders; may be used as an individual identity; occasionally used alongside of genderqueer.

Omnigender: The feeling of having more than one simultaneous or fluctuating gender; simultaneous with multigender and polygender.

Oneirogender: Coined by anonymous, “Being agender but having recurring fantasies or daydreams of being a certain gender without the dysphoria or desire to actually be that gender day-to-day.”

Pangender: The feeling of having every gender; this is considered problematic by some communities, and thus has been used as the concept of relating in some way to all genders as opposed to containing every gender identity; only applies to genders within one’s own culture.

Paragender: The feeling very near one gender and partially something else which keeps you from feeling fully that gender.

Perigender: Identifying with a gender but not as a gender.

Polygender: The feeling of having more than one simultaneous or fluctuating gender; simultaneous with multigender and omnigender.

Proxvir: A masculine gender similar to boy but on a separate plane and off to itself.

Quoigender: Feeling as if the concept of gender is inapplicable or nonsensical to one’s self.

Subgender: Mostly agender with a bit of another gender.

Surgender: Having a gender that is 100% one gender but with more of another gender added on top of that.

Systemgender: A gender that is the sum of all the genders within a multiple or median system.

Tragender: A gender that stretches over the whole spectrum of genders.

Transgender: Any gender identity that transcends or does not align with your assigned gender or society’s idea of gender; the feeling of being any gender that does not match your assigned gender.

Trigender: The feeling of having three simultaneous or fluctuating genders.

Vapogender: A gender that sort of feels like smoke; can be seen on a shallow level, but once you go deeper, it disappears, and you are left with no gender and only tiny wisps of what you thought it was.

Venngender: When two genders overlap creating an entirely new gender; like a Venn Diagram.

Verangender: A gender that seems to shift/change the moment it is identified.

Vibragender: A gender that is usually one stable gender but will occasionally changes or fluctuate before stabilizing again.

Vocigender: A gender that is weak or hollow.


Filed under Cultural Marxists, Gender Studies, Homosexuality, Idiots, Ridiculousness, Sex

18 responses to “Which Gender Are You?

  1. Matt

    To be honest, I think a lot of the males who identify as genderqueer are just sort of beta or omega straight guys who’ve grown up hearing how strong, wonderful, fabulous, and “fierce” women are, and want a bit of that mojo. Perhaps they think that this will somehow fix their own pathetic lives, or that it will make them feel unique or special. But they can’t or won’t go all the way, so they settle for this, or maybe they actually prefer not fully committing either way. My feelings about this range between revulsion and abject pity.

    I’m not sure I would say it is evil in a Hitler/Stalin/Dahmer way, but it certainly seems perverse or twisted. Gender (the real gender, that is) is so fundamental to human identity. One of the legs of the stool, so to speak. And here they are kicking it away and expecting the thing to stand up…

  2. TRASH

    White women are so difficult to secure a permanent and lasting relationship with that I am not surprised in North America that more and more men simply “yeah, I’ll let that guy suck me off”.

    Prostitution laws are getting increasingly harsh outside the legalized areas. Women do not want to do it unless they are wretchedly drug-addicted (Which makes it dangerous for the male) and the internet is monitored.

    Underage sex? It’s tough to hang around high schools these days.

    Ethnic communities have dissolved that once arranged marriage.

    • uio ujh

      Well, since they’re biologically predisposed to walk away from relationships after 3 years… they may look “difficult to secure a lasting relationship with”, and worse still if you add the “permanent” to that.

      Note: it should be obvious, but it may be not, that the average spontaneous relationship duration varies by race. It will be less for black females, and more for Mongolids.

  3. Stary Wylk

    I resent describing ones “gender” as “assigned”. I don’t believe an attending midwife or physician ever told ones mother,”Sorry, there are too many girls lately. We’ll have to put this one down as a boy.”

    Then they have a tantrum when you treat their nonsense with the respect it deserves.

  4. Guy from Montréal

    Cisbender: having the feeling of being that robot from Futurama.

  5. Gay State Girl

    Me: Sexually and characteristically feminine, but the logically/mathematically minded like a male.

    • TRASH

      Typical strong Jewish girl. Sarah from the old testament was the same, you’ve been around for 3,000 years.

    • TRASH

      So was Sarah all the way back to the old testament. It’s the way Jewish girls are.

      Jewish female intellectuals (Like Ayn Rand) were the first to be taken seriously be the public at a time when most college-educated women were still expected to wear an apron.

      Nevertheless, MOST Jewish men believe a woman has a certain place and always should more than the average Gentile.

      • Gay State Girl

        Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy cooking and don’t mind doing basic housework, but I have no patience for petty gossip or that kind of thing. I’m not overly interested in fashion or romance novels either.

  6. Boy George

    I was very traumatised when I lost my brother as a child. I became scared that people would think he was me.

    I felt like I would eventually one day be caught out for having been born a boy.

    Throughout my childhood i was too scared to see my birth certificate.

    Whenever I was naked i was always so relieved every single time that no penis has grown on my body, in the last 24 hours since my last shower.

    I went to see “the crying game” movie because my family members wanted to see it, and it had only been a year since his passing.

    I was disturbed by it of course but I walked away believing that there was actually people like me (half man half woman) who were born like this.

    The movies misleading.The trannie in the movie had never been a female, she had always been a boy, so I was back to being one of a kind. A freakshow.

    “She” was a liar!

  7. AC in NC

    I get transgenderism and empathize but some of that shit is just fucking retarded and makes me less inclined to support those struggling with non-Gender-Binary situations.

    • Matt

      That’s the thing: Here they are condemning “cultural appropriation” and white people wearing dreadlocks or doing yoga, but they have no hesitation about appropriating a real, painful existential problem–a medical condition, really–and appropriating it in order to advance their insane and perverse cultural agenda. I can’t imagine that real transgender people are too down with this.

  8. uio ujh

    I couldn’t even read more than a handful of entries before I was laughing so hard that I had to stop reading.

    It gives a slightly eerie feeling to think that stuff wasn’t written meaning to be comic.

  9. Farty McFartFace

    Which gender am I?


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