Houston Lawyer Wearing Nazi Uniform Opens Fire at Strip Mall; Nine Injured, Suspect Shot Dead by Police
That’s the headline. I haven’t even read the rest of the story yet because the headline alone is so weird. It’s going to take me a while to even digest that headline, so bear with me please.
Good God, that’s weird. You would think it was an Onion article. Even attorneys are going postal now. What’s next? Physicians? CEO’s? Lawmakers? Damn, it’s getting downright cool to go psycho and shoot up malls, huh? It’s tempting, but I’m afraid of prison. Oh well, there’s always the next lifetime. Maybe I’ll come back as a maniac? I know, wishful thinking but I can always hope.