What In the Hell is a Pansexual?

First of all, what in God’s name is a pansexual? Up until maybe a decade ago, I never once heard this idiotic word pansexual. I guess they must have all been leading horribly closeted lives. Oh poor pansexuals! Poor babies! So much prejudice! All those panphobes out there! All the anti-pan discrimination and bigotry! My heart weeps for them!

Despite the fact that I never heard this moronic term pansexual until maybe 2005, I must say that the world was none the worse for the lack of such a category. The world seemed to go quite smoothly without any pan folks around. I really doubt if these pansexuals are necessary for advanced human civilization.

It’s because of idiot insanity like this that I abandoned the Cultural Left a while back. I rode the Cultural Left train for a while, but at some point, it seemed to be going way past where I wanted to go, so I had to get off. Since then it’s gone so far into the horizon that I can’t even see it anymore. It could have fallen off the edge of the Earth for all I knew. Come to think of it, that’s exactly what it did do!


Filed under Cultural Marxists, Gender Studies, Sex

22 responses to “What In the Hell is a Pansexual?

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  2. Beatrix

    This was a wtf for me –

    A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone. It’s more commonly seen in but by no means confined to romantic relationships. The term demisexual comes from the orientation being “halfway between” sexual and asexual.


  3. SHI

    You hate-filled bigot 🙂

    Here is what a quick Google search reveals about Pansexuality.

    A pansexual is someone who is not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity. Pansexual people may refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are insignificant or irrelevant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others.

    Once you wrap your heads around the definition, you may appreciate the fact that pansexuals simply haven’t figured out where they are going to shove their dicks in next. Could be a man, woman, boy, eunuch, cross-dresser (of either sex). Couldn’t be more open-minded than this.

    Pansexuality may be considered a sexual orientation in its own right or a branch of bisexuality, to indicate an alternative sexual identity. Because pansexual people are open to relationships with people who do not identify as strictly men or women, and pansexuality therefore rejects the gender binary, the “notion of two genders and indeed of specific sexual orientations”.

    It is often considered a more inclusive term than bisexual. Pansexuals can be attracted to cisgender, transgender, intersex and bandrogynous people, and that the term pansexual “is generally considered a more inclusive term than bisexual”.

  4. RockT

    “Pansexual” is nothing, literally. Miley Cyrus would come out as a nazi during 1930’a Germany, as a staunch communist during cold war East Germany, as a Puritan in early New England, as a hippie during the 60s-70s, etc.

  5. matt

    It means you like hairy Greek dudes with hoofs and horns.

    • Sam J.

      Ha HA. That’s good. I was about to post the below but I think yours is better.


      noun: pansexual; plural noun: pansexuals; noun: pan-sexual; plural noun: pan-sexuals

      Person sexually attracted to cookware..
  6. Michael H

    Last summer I you told of my many years of processing thousands of legal files and the flagrantly high frequency of sexual attraction of Mestizo men for prepubescent girls. Similarly, I have encountered “pansexuality” – those attracted not only to men and women but also to children and animals – a few dozen times and every one of them that I can recall revealed himself in his interviews to be a stone-cold psychopath of the spine-chillingly matter-of-fact “She had to die” variety.

  7. Gay State Girl

    When are Sodomites gonna start owning the label and claiming discrimination?

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