No Generalizations! Gay Men, Checking People Out and Cunnilingus

A gay SJW writes:

Hey! Just wanted to let you know that u r wrong! I’m gay, and I’ve never “checked out” a man or women when going into a room, so does that mean I’m not sexually attracted to people? No, haha,

Guess what, I’m gay and I have PLENTY of friends who are bi/pan (Don’t know what that is, look it up), and they DO exist. My friends have “eaten pussies” and had sexual encounters with men before. Also, although I am a guy man, I am not afraid of nor would I kill myself over “eating a pussy.” Next time, please try to be a little less ignorant when offending a large group of humans.

A couple of things here. This post is more of the typical PC stuff we get all the time.

Newsflash: Gay Men Don’t Check out Women!

First of all, I find it hard to believe that this gay man has never walked into a room anywhere and checked out anyone, male or female but especially male. If Justin Beiber is in the room, this guy won’t check him out? Get real.

I would wager that most human beings with a normal sex drive have walked into a room where there were attractive post-pubescents present and checked them out, males or females, depending on the orientation of the person doing the checking out. A person that has gone through their whole lives never doing this is either lying or strange, sorry.

My mother told me that gay men never look at women. She said she had a job once in college in San Fransisco in a big office. There was one man there who they always wondered about. Finally people decided that he was gay. But she said, “One thing. He never looked at women, ever. Not even once.” Since then I have noticed other gay men who did the same thing. I had a gay boss once.

The secretaries were always coming around to my desk for some reason, maybe for business or maybe just to flirt with me, I am not sure. But it was pretty fun. So there were these hot women sort of circulating around my desk off and on every day. Well the whole time, I worked there, my fag boss never once looked at any of those women. It was if there were not even there, like they were furniture, desks, carpet. They might as well have been nonhuman office furnishings to him for all he cared.

And once I caught him looking at me like I was a T-bone steak.

The next job I had was in another office. Offices are often full of gay men and I was working in publishing and there are lots of gay men in publishing. There was a man there named Arthur who was definitely gay but who was not out at all. In fact he was seriously closeted. But he was gay as Hell, and I figured this out from almost the moment I met him due the way he acted when he first met me.

He acted towards me the same way a man acts towards a hot woman, let’s put it that way. He had a hot girlfriend, but other than that, he seemed to have no interest in women. He was 28 years old. I now feel he was a closeted gay man pretending to be straight (out) or bisexual (covert).

I have now met a number of other young men just like this, married or with girlfriends and in their 20’s. Nowadays many of these men identify as bisexual, however they spend most of their time hanging around with gay men and in gay venues. It’s pretty clear where their real interest lies. Usually by their early 30’s,most of these men have come out as gay. The “bisexual” thing is some fake phase that they undertake while young because they cannot accept the fact that they may be gay.

I used to eat lunch in the lunch room sometimes with Arthur across from me. We had a lot of hot women working for us, and they would come into the lunch room all the time. The whole time I was there I saw women come into that room many times while Arthur was sitting there eating his lunch. He never even looked up once. It was as if they were ghosts.

I have since seen many more cases like this. Also I have some gay counseling clients and some of these men have affirmed to me that they pretty much never check out women when they are out and about. They are only looking at the men.

My mother also told me something else. She said when a beautiful woman walks into a room, all of the males in the room, “from nine to 90” will turn around and look. Even the 90 year old guys who can’t get it up anymore. I mean, they may be old, but they’re not dead, right? She said that is what straight men do, they all do it, and it’s a good way to tell if a man is straight or not because it is such universal behavior. She also said that if there is a gay man in the room, he won’t notice the beautiful woman at all.

This sort of thing is called “the wisdom of the ages.” It just so happens that the wisdom of the elders contradicts just about every insane thing that the Cultural Left believes. So who is right and who is wrong? If I were a betting man, I would put my money on the wisdom of ages, sorry.

So despite Mr. SJW’s “What about the exceptions?” objection, it looks like we are onto something here.

Gay Men and Cunnilingus

Next Mr. Gay SJW says that he knows many bisexual and pansexual men who like to eat pussy.

Well that’s nice to know. Always nice to hear about more men taking up this enjoyable activity.

I never argued that bisexual men don’t eat pussy. Maybe they do, maybe they don’t. I would say that the more straight-leaning they are, the more they will want to do this, and the more gay-leaning they are, the more they would just as soon pass.

I have now spoken to a few women who were married to gay men or men that they suspected were gay. Every single one of these women told me, “He didn’t like to eat pussy.” Incidentally, they all also said that all of these men preferred doggy style from behind, presumably so they could fantasize that they were with a man when they were having sex with the woman. It’s well known that gay married men often fantasize that their wife is a man when they have sex with her so they can get through the act which otherwise they haven’t much interest in.

I have also read quite a few women who have husbands or boyfriends who are or are suspected to be gay or having sex with men surreptitiously. It is very common when reading these reports to notice that these women often say that the man in question didn’t like to eat pussy.

One more thing. I had a friend who was a haircutter. He went to beauty school. Although he and his brother mostly got in on haircutting to get women I think, they told me that there were a lot of gay men in hairdressing and hair styling.

Sometimes I would be hanging out with my haircutter friend in Hollywood at the home of one of his gay hair stylist friends. There were often a number of other gay men in the room.

My friend and I used to torment these poor guys. We would start talking about sexual exploits in detail. We would say, “Oh man last weekend I fucked this beautiful chick. She had the nicest pussy. Nice and red and juicy,” and then we would hold our hands up like we were opening a clam and flicker out tongues at it. We would say this very dramatically with a lot of hand gestures and exclamations. The gay men would flip out when we did this. A lot of times they would start yelling at us. “Shut up! Oh gross! Ew disgusting! I think I’m going to be sick! Make them leave, make them leave now! If you are going to talk about that gross stuff then just leave ok?”

We thought this was absolutely, hilariously, side-splittingly funny.

So there’s a case of a room full of gay men reacting to tales of cunnilingus as if it were the most disgusting thing on Earth.

So once again this idea that cunnilingus is probably gay men’s least favorite sex act looks pretty accurate. It’s once again looking like we are onto something here.

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