A fellow came to talk to me out of the blue once on Yahoo Messenger. This was back in the days when it was a fun program to use before it got taken over by spammers. I used to have strangers from all over the world come talk to me on a regular basis. It was very interesting and fun! They would often pour their hearts out to me.
This is the “stranger at the bar” phenomenon in which total stranger will often open up their hearts to total strangers in such a way that they won’t to people who know them. They do this because it’s risk free in the sense that they figure they are never going to see you again.
Anyway, this guy came to me out of the blue and said something weird like, “Sex addiction is so horrible!”
I started laughing at him and making fun of him and more or less saying, “I wish I had your problem, guy.” Finally he figured out what I was getting at, and he started laughing. Then he admitted that he was a sex addict, and it was ruining his life.
I asked him how was it he was so fortunate to have such a predicament that many guys would kill for, and he laughed again. He said he was a famous person, an ex-boxer. He wouldn’t give me his name or his race, but he said I would probably have heard of him if I saw his name.
He said people recognized him a regular basis. He spent a lot of time in bars and women often recognized him in there. They knew he was famous, so they, being congenital fame-fuckers, more or less threw themselves at him and said, “Here, fuck me.” This also happened quite a bit in regular doings around town and wherever he went. He had a hard time “just saying no,” so he was always taking all these strange women up on their offers.
He said it was actually a pretty serious problem, and he felt he was out of control.
He was fucking too many hot chicks!
Oh, poor guy!
Morals to the story:
Moral 1: Women will fuck anything green. In addition to being money-fuckers, women are fame-fuckers, power-fuckers and status-fuckers. Get any one of those four things, and you may just have to fight em off!
Moral 2: Anything in excess can be a problem, as the Taoists might say. After all, the Tao says everything in moderation. And even too much sex can be a problem to where it’s not even fun anymore.