Of All the Mental Illnesses, This One Is the Most Fun

Yeehaw!

A fellow came to talk to me out of the blue once on Yahoo Messenger. This was back in the days when it was a fun program to use before it got taken over by spammers. I used to have strangers from all over the world come talk to me on a regular basis. It was very interesting and fun! They would often pour their hearts out to me.

This is the “stranger at the bar” phenomenon in which total stranger will often open up their hearts to total strangers in such a way that they won’t to people who know them. They do this because it’s risk free in the sense that they figure they are never going to see you again.

Anyway, this guy came to me out of the blue and said something weird like, “Sex addiction is so horrible!”

I started laughing at him and making fun of him and more or less saying, “I wish I had your problem, guy.” Finally he figured out what I was getting at, and he started laughing. Then he admitted that he was a sex addict, and it was ruining his life.

I asked him how was it he was so fortunate to have such a predicament that many guys would kill for, and he laughed again. He said he was a famous person, an ex-boxer. He wouldn’t give me his name or his race, but he said I would probably have heard of him if I saw his name.

He said people recognized him a regular basis. He spent a lot of time in bars and women often recognized him in there. They knew he was famous, so they, being congenital fame-fuckers, more or less threw themselves at him and said, “Here, fuck me.” This also happened quite a bit in regular doings around town and wherever he went. He had a hard time “just saying no,” so he was always taking all these strange women up on their offers.

He said it was actually a pretty serious problem, and he felt he was out of control.

He was fucking too many hot chicks!

Oh, poor guy!

Morals to the story:

Moral 1: Women will fuck anything green. In addition to being money-fuckers, women are fame-fuckers, power-fuckers and status-fuckers. Get any one of those four things, and you may just have to fight em off!

Moral 2: Anything in excess can be a problem, as the Taoists might say. After all, the Tao says everything in moderation. And even too much sex can be a problem to where it’s not even fun anymore.

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42 Responses to Of All the Mental Illnesses, This One Is the Most Fun

  1. jameson7

    “Just say No.”
    Lol. Have you ever done this successfully Bob? You sure that isn’t an urban legend? But seriously a hypersexual individual around a temptress is a tough situation to escape. That’s why I stay on the internet where it is safe.

  2. Being a female, no I wouldn’t “F***” anything green, and ANY addiction involving another person? Is an addiction to attention. Before his fame, he got no attention and now that he got some off it, he is soliciting his fame as much as the females soliciting the one-nighters for the exact same reason. You didn’t state that He mentioned any women wanting to be with him, even for a fling; but rather, just to screw him. When it comes down to a woman, that speaks volumes. She could be using him to punish the man she really wants to be with… by saying… “If you don’t appreciate me or take me for granted when I could be F—-ing somebody with more than you, whose happy to indulge me…even if, for only one night?”. Her aim then, also would be (and in most cases is) attention that she isn’t getting from the one she really loves and wants to be with.
    Therefore, outside of his fame or ex-boxer status, He is nothing at all; not even his “sexual member” if you know what I mean. Since a woman (emphasis on woman) will stay long after fame subsides, if you’re a good screw…he obviously isn’t even that and apparently neither are the one-nighters. You could be not so great to look at, but if you’re a good screw/ cunning or passionate about your life’s purpose and endeavors (The New Spock & Uhura), even then a woman will stay (i.e. Kobe’s wife).
    However Robert, this guy you spoke with is a person summed up only by his fame and when that truly subsides or the new ex-boxer comes along, he is really screwed… especially since condoms aren’t 100 percent.

    • Brengunn

      What was that post about? Is it some kind of female domination fantasy?

      You’ve added half the story yourself and then go on to draw conclusions from the stuff you’ve made up. That’s some kind of weird involuntary propaganda.

      • Brengunn,

        Either do your research or Stay in the far right lane, but please don’t assume. To Ass-u-me, will always make an ass of you first before it does me. I said, any addictions involving a person, be it male or female, is an addiction to attention. Re-read it for yourself.
        Robert says he spoke to an ex-boxer and I said the adult females as well as himself, are seeking the attention his fame yields. Then, I made various examples of how seeking attention works for the types of females who deem themselves “Women”, out in the arena of the ex-boxer. I saw females like that who wanted to be-friend my mother until they discovered she was nothing at all like them. Since Robert also calls them women, it would seem at first glance by wording alone (since I have no other certainties) that he too believes these kind of females are “Women”. My mother and Robert are nicer than I am, because I don’t give people titles they aren’t worthy of.

        Robert said ‘women’ will F** anything green and I meant to differentiate between women and females. My dad, AF-E9 vet similarly said that all men are male but not all males are men.
        Who has to get on a blog and make up something they witnessed growing up? You, maybe?

        A female who seeks attention, rather than drawing, exuding or creating it naturally, is not in domination at all. She is weak, synthetic and obviously so because she has little to work with. Therefore she is seeking excess to compensate…. like any other addict. If you’re really trying to be a woman, let alone a sensible human being, the best domination ought to be only over yourself. You control yourself, and you work with everyone else, to reveal fortitude.
        Social individualism is about bringing out the best in others and letting them bring out the best in you while respect the right to be your own person. How can the best happen when people aim to dominate and rob each other? Leeches and Beggars never bring anything to the table, but want everything off of it. Again, a sign of neediness, that potentially cyclical. Seriously, what school did you go to???

        I like documentaries among other historical genres and if you ever watch a documentary on addicts, you’d see they are “perpetually” needy people. Hence, he (the ex-boxer) wouldn’t feel so tempted or amazed, as he expressed to Robert, by what he is already used to having.

        A rich person doesn’t need a loan, neither do they seek it, because THEY ….ARE… RICH! Neither will a rich person be floored or astonished should someone give them a large sum of money, because they are USED TO HAVING IT. Gratitude not Altitude is what the reaction will be.

        • jameson7

          Given how erratic these writings are, I think we should be more worried about your ice cream addiction.

      • Brengunn

        Daag,

        I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about, is it some kind of post-binge, come-down, stream of consciousness? Your first post, the one I commented on was completely illogical, your last post was completely incomprehensible. I think you may be the new James Joyce.

  3. There is a misconception here. Most sex had by most sex addicts is not done in companionship with others, the vast majority of it is done solo. Most sex addicts masturbate compulsively several times every day and it is very unusual if they can get a companion or a set of companions that will dole out that much sex to them otherwise. And this can run up to 100 to 200 orgasms a week. I’ve been there, done that. And I’ve only had two women in my life that come anywhere near to keeping up with me, for fairly short stretches either time, although I was engaged too these women either time.

    Incidentally, you can’t get away with doing it that often without hurting the penis, and ripping or tearing the skin every so often. You get used to the pain, and you get used to contine working through the pain. But getting a scab will make getting the next erection more difficult.

  4. P.S. – The man that most women find irresistible, is the man who isn’t easily seduced by temptation… not the one who is, to be exact. I got a lot to work with besides charm if I wanted to be a temptress, nevertheless a man I can tempt is actually “weak” to me; even if I did do it with him.
    True power or attraction lies in how much inner strength and character you have, so if you yield… I define you as a “com…pro-miser” across the board. You are worth keeping only if you have something that is all yours or all you from within, that no matter if it’s me or anything else, it remains beyond influence, always.
    For example, if poker night with the fellas on Thursday started long before I came into the picture, and unless it’s some dire emergency, you maintain that integrity to friendship? No matter how much I pout, punish or “peel”, if you resist me on something like this, I’d actually long more for your return than ever. A man like that is a man indeed and my integrity is just as protected as his very own, just by being with him. Remember the bible story of Joseph and his employer’s wife, Potiphar? totally explains my meaning.
    ” Fame, like a wayward girl, will still be coy…But makes surrender to some thoughtless boy… Make your best bow to her and bid adieu,
    Then, if she likes it, she will follow you.Sister-in-law to jealous Potiphar;Ye Artists lovelorn! madmen that ye are!For winds to kiss and grateful bees to feed, Why then should man, teasing the world for grace; Spoil his salvation for a fierce miscreed? It is as if the rose should pluck herself; On the ripe plum finger its misty bloom, As if a Naiad, like a meddling elf…You cannot eat your cake and have it too.” –On Fame, a poem by John Keats

    • jameson7

      So women like homosexuals who are disinterested in sex with women, who also like to put up with and participate in a lot of manipulative games.

      Did I sum that up right?

      • Wow! Poker’s night or a tailgate party is a gathering of fags? Did I sum that up right?

        • jameson7

          It’s very lovely of you to take a break from shopping and gossip to reply to this.

          I don’t see how that was related to what you were talking about though.

          By the way I don’t believe women not on the ‘right’ are supposed to use the word ‘faggot’ in a derogatory fashion. Just a heads up.

  5. Steve

    There is such a thing as too much of a good thing. If it takes over your life and you feel like you can’t control it, it probably does become distressing.

  6. You know the opposite problem of premature ejaculation exists, where a guy can just fuck for ages and ages and can’t get to climax. I know which one of those problems I would prefer to have!! (not that I have either)

    • Delayed ejaculation LOL. I used to have that problem. A girlfriend so marveled at it that she said she was going to pimp me out to old ladies. She thought I had a unique talent. I could delay ejaculation by up to 1-2 hours LOL. I can’t really do it anymore though. Although I can surf porn sometimes for 8-10 hours and more or less keep it up the whole time (while letting it go down once in a while). I think I would finally orgasm after 8-10 hours, I forget. It’s been a while.

  7. Brengunn

    This reminds me of the Premiership footballers in England. They receive a lot of negative attention for screwing anything that moves but no one ever mentions the girls that are willing to do anything to fuck a footballer.Hundreds, thousands of them, willing to debase themselves at the throne of fame.

    I don’t have much time for these men who treat women like they’re meat but I also have no time for sluts and slags. I certainly don’t think they’re innocent victims, they’re complicit, just as the men are.

    • Its totally understandable from a male point of view.

      • Brengunn

        Do you concur or do you think I’m being harsh?

        Can we criticize certain negative aspects of male sexuality while not acknowledging their female counterparts? People can say that ‘the power is always the male’s’ but that is what these women want, they would’nt be interested otherwise.

        • I didn’t quite get that??

        • Brengunn

          What I meant was, footballers and sluts have a symbiotic relationship, not a parasitic one, where the male is a parasite.

          How come your name has changed?

        • oh yeah sorry I wasn’t reading it properly. Yeah I concur with the basic point but I don’t really call promiscuous woman sluts or slags.

          I clicked something below the comment box by accident and now I’m commenting using my wordpress account, or something like that.

        • …it just sounds a little too crude and nasty and dismissive for my taste. I suppose it is a disapproving, shaming word…maybe what they are doing is wrong, I don’t know, I just instinctively don’t really like it.

        • don’t like the word, I mean.

        • Brengunn

          It’s ignorant shorthand, normally I would’nt use it in anything but jest but I needed an apt word and did’nt want to use ‘girls’ as it’s not all girls that chase footballers. Maybe slappers would be it as it’s less ferocious than sluts. NO Wags, wags is the most appropriate.

        • Steve

          I suppose they are only wags after they bag the footballer. Slapper is funnier, I will give it that.

        • Steve

          ‘fucking slapper’ haha

        • Gay State Girl

          From 1920′s flapper dancers?

        • Steve

          One theory is it comes from ‘sliobaire’ which means dirty in Irish. Another possibility is Schlampe, slut in German. It could just come from the slapping sound made as you fuck her.

        • Steve

          …that is an adverb related to the previous statement, not a description of my present state of arousal..

        • jameson7

          This message board is a slut, slapper, skank, hooch, whore, prostitute, chickenhead, ho, fluzie, tramp, and the village bicycle.

          We’ll all have our fill. She’ll take messages from all of us.

    • I would love to have a problem like this!

    • I have more or less been there, done that anyway. The more chicks you get, the more come around. Pretty soon you have all these female friends. They see the line at your door, and they say, “Hey, do you want to go out with my friend?” Then her friend comes around and competes with her and says, “I see you’re going out with X’s friend. Why don’t you go out with my friend too?” Chicks are fixing you up with their friends all the time, often with specific instructions to fuck their friends. If I didn’t fuck them, they would get mad. “I wanted you to fuck her, dammit!”

      GOOD TIMES!

    • Let’s hear it for sluts!

      I luvs sluts.

  8. I could never get into him. Pun intended.

  9. Holy Frijole

    In addition to being money-fuckers, women are fame-fuckers, power-fuckers and status-fuckers. Get any one of those four things, and you may just have to fight em off!

    This SNL skit sort of fits here:
    How to avoid charges of sexual harassment.

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