by | October 1, 2012 · 5:15 AM
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Deer Attacks Skateboarder

A group of young boys was casually meandering down a road in the mountains at 40mph, when suddenly a young deer predator rushed out from the forest and savagely attacked one of the skateboarding boys. The subsequent tussle brought down both victim and attacker. The boy was not badly hurt and the criminal deer fled the scene back into the woods. Law enforcement officials were still searching for the deer, but were unable to locate the four legged mugger.

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Filed under Accidents, Animals, Herbivores, Mammals, Wild

23 Responses to Deer Attacks Skateboarder

  1. Pepperoncini
    October 1, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    The media is not reporting, but it was a Black Tailed Deer.

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    • Robert Lindsay
      October 1, 2012 at 9:18 AM

      I hear the Black tailed deer commit a lot more assaults on humans than the White tailed deer. Is that true or is it just speciesism?

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    • jameson7
      October 1, 2012 at 1:24 PM

      This clear affront and act of terrorism to humans on the part of the deer and demands immediate retaliation. Bombing raids and checkpoints will be set up unlil the problem of radical deerism is wiped off the earth. The occupation of the forest will begin without popular support in order to protect their own safety.

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    • Robert Lindsay
      October 1, 2012 at 11:34 PM

      Black tailed deer mate more often than White tailed deer and then there isn’t enough grass for them to eat. Black tailed deer are more lethargic than White tailed deer, and lie around in the sun while the White tailed deer actively keep nature in balance.

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  2. DDP
    October 1, 2012 at 10:02 AM

    I loved the title and article as much as the video.:)

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  3. Sasqrotch
    October 1, 2012 at 12:41 PM

    Be funny as shit and fair play if they attacked hunters. Not sure why they would attack skate boarders. Although all humans are a threat to all of nature. That dudes lucky that the deer was running with his direction of travel!

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  4. WmarkW
    October 1, 2012 at 3:14 PM

    Where can I hire a deer like that to keep my neighborhood’s sidewalks safe?

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  6. Tulio
    October 1, 2012 at 8:42 PM

    He’s lucky that deer doesn’t have antlers or his heart might be a shish kabob.

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  7. Hacienda
    October 1, 2012 at 11:51 PM

    Bambi .5 Whitey .5. It’s a draw, they both went down hard.

    In fairness to the deer, skateboarding is illegal on roadway. Bambi made vigilante, but clean tackle in attempt to keep roadway safe.

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  8. Horatio
    October 2, 2012 at 2:26 AM

    Why is this called a “Deer Attack” ? It got in the way – big deal?

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  9. Horatio
    October 2, 2012 at 5:11 AM

    It was definately there, nothing imaginary about it, but Im not understanding the bizzare title of this post.

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  10. nominay
    October 2, 2012 at 5:25 AM

    As a skateboarder myself I would’ve tried to transition to deerback (horseback),

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  11. Robert Lindsay
    October 2, 2012 at 5:37 AM

    I called you a “gash”? I called a woman a gash? LOL, god damn that was low. That’s the worst thing a man can call a woman. I can’t believe I called you that, LOL.

    I must be a very, very, very, very bad man indeed.

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  12. Pepperoncini
    October 2, 2012 at 9:20 AM

    Where I live, we get deer in the backyard at certain times of the year.

    My sis actually hit an adult male buck on the freeway while going 60mph. Car was a write off and sis was rushed by ambulance to emergency. Fortunately she escaped essentially unharmed.

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