Here.
Good! Thank God! I am generally not happy to see people die, but I have so much hatred in me for these scum that I practically won’t be happy until we are knocking off about one hoaxer a day. I’m surprised one of them hasn’t been shot yet, and I fully expect one of these clowns to get shot sooner rather than later. When that happens, I definitely hope the hoaxer dies and the hunter gets off scot free. Sometimes deaths are the only thing that puts a stop to dangerous nonsense.
This is both God and Darwin here, working in tandem. Oh, the glorious ways of the Universal Spirit!
Moar dead hoaxers! Moar! Moar! Moar!
Alpha Unit
jacobbauthumley
truly disgusting post. hope you’re pleased with yourself.
I am banning you. Bye.
hahahahahahahahaha!- I want to keep going…
Totally believe that open season should be declared on hoaxers. Fool got what he deserved. Sometimes it is in the species best interest to thin the herd.
Today, like any day when a rapper dies in a shootout with a rival rapper, the world is a little bit better place…
Amen!
Fuck you Uncle Tampon, rap is fucKing awesome! I love hip hop, life would not be worth livin without it. Fuck you and fuck you too bitch! Suck my motherfucking seven inch dick. Fuck Will Smith too. Your mom loved sucking my black dick. However, as far as the Bigfoot faker, fuck him too. He deserved it and i hope he is burning in hell getting butt fucked by the devil who is gargling his moms period blood while eating a virgins cherry.
The top-rated comment under this story on Yahoo is:
I’d hate to be the guy who has to say something dignified at his funeral.
^^^^^^
I’d hate to be the guy who has to say something dignified at his funeral.
*Nice*
Bwah!
Toughest. Eulogy. Ever.
I’d love to see more statistics on this sort of thing… This is the only one I remember hitting regular news, but it must happen occasionally. The history of hoaxing and how it falls short of explaining most reported experiences would be an interesting subject…
Getting a sasquatch suit or a ghillie suit can be innocent enough. It may have even been a gift or he may use it hunting, whatever. Then after a few beers and a little peer pressure he’s wearing the thing at night, fixin to spook a couple of motorists… along come Buffy and Heather… eek!.. thump-thump, and we actually get a data point. I also love to see these types go out this way… doing what they love. It was pretty humane, when you think about it, and all very funny until it happens to you! Hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!
Seriously. I would really enjoy reading more stories just like this…
Thanks Robert.
Thx Steve!
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Well either that or be taped by a nine foot bigfoot
Molested…there cursed tablet
Can you imagine if a real Sasquatch had been off the road watching this spectacle? The thought makes me embarrassed for my species.
indeed!
i feel for the poor girl who ran over him, but im with you, and that includes pricks who murder , rape, molest, assault, or steal, along with these hoaxers , im sure you agree that they are as bad as these hoaxers, so lets get on these aholes too
Live by the hoax, die by the hoax, motherfucker.
Totelly agree! Hope the dam basterd died in the ditch and gasped his last breath full of blood bublles while wandering if his family and children were worth the silley prank.
Dumb people like this deserve to die. Great post as always, Robert!!
Thank you Jim.
Gee Robert,
You are the same dick you have always been.
Didn’t I ban you already?
I thought hoaxers went out with a gorilla suit and got a buddy to film them. I didn’t realise they just went out to trick random people or big foot enthusiasts. That’s pretty funny.
You seem to have a Typo in this line, right near the beginning: “I am generally not happy to see people die, but I have no much hatred in me for these scum that I practically won’t be happy until we are knocking off about one hoaxer a day.” The section, “I have no much hatred” seems to have NO in place of SO. Don’t leave as a reply. I’ve left a pen-name.
I will personally shoot wone of these bigfoot hoaxers myself and just tell da poleece i thought dey was a bigfoot. Fuck your wife fuck your kids fuck your family.
Fuck you.