Four Animals One Grinder

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Warning: Rare adverse reactions to this video, including vomiting, have been recorded. Please take appropriate precautions before watching the video.

The first animal is a cow, the second one is a pig, the third another cow and the last a horse.

I can’t believe this video. It isn’t really horrible or evil. It’s kind of gross, but hey that’s life, man. Mostly it’s just incredible. It just shows what goes on at a rendering plant. Whole dead farm animals are fed into the rendering machine via lifter and then ground up by this unbelievable machine, bones, heads, hooves and all.

A lot of posts on the Net are saying that these cows are alive. It’s not true. They just appear to be alive since once the grinder starts, they start moving around a lot due to the incredible force of the thing.

Another common misconception is that these animals are being ground up for human food like hot dogs.

That’s not true.

These are dead animals that died on farms somewhere so they are not really fit for consumption. The result might goes into, among other things, animal feed (especially for chickens) or pet food, and that’s not a pleasant thought (this is how Mad Cow Disease is being caused). The thought that this goes into pet food also bothers me. If it’s true, that does it. I’m never going to eat dog food again.

Usually the rendered dead animals are turned into fertilizer, which is a harmless use of them. They also turned into yellow (non-vegetable) oil. That’s used as grease for machinery. They also make soap out of this ground up Mr. Ed Puree.

People don’t realize that animals die all the time on farms, especially on modern factory farms. What people never think about is, how do you get rid of dead horses, cows and pigs? You can’t exactly drag them to the curb and leave them there for the garbageman. And it’s kind of hard to bury them in a hole. We don’t have animal graveyards for cows and horses, and incinerators don’t accept them.

This is where the rendering plant comes in. You sell the dead animal to the rendering plant, and they come and pick it up for you. They take it back to the plant and grind it up for Mulch N Grow or whatever. One problem with these rendering plants is that the smell emanating from them is truly horrendous, as people who live near them attest.

The guy driving that lift must have one of the country’s nastiest jobs. Can you imagine being the guy who has to clean the grinder out? If you look at that thing, it’s a horrible mess.

At the end of the video the lift tosses a horse in, and watching that sucker get ground up is incredible. One thing that blew me away was the sound of this crushing machine as it ground up bones and skulls. Wow!

There’s a particularly nasty segment at the second cow (2:11 in the video) segment where the thing lets out this massive spurt as it’s being crunched up. That means that that dead cow had been decaying for a while and was getting bloated as dead animals tend to do. That’s another reason why this meat is not fit for consumption by humans.

This video has been up for a few years, but it just started to go viral around mid-August 2009.

Isn’t it incredible the stuff that we can see on the Interwebs? Before Al Gore invented the Internets, how many of us ever saw a rendering plant in action?

The company that makes this sucker is out of Denmark. Just think of the tech that went into this machine. This thing is called the PB 30/60 Crusher.

A few thoughts:

Wouldn’t this be a great death penalty machine? Screw this lethal injection crap. 1st degree murder? I sentence you to the Grinder! We could sell tickets for large amounts of money for spectators to watch the killers get ground up alive and use the proceeds to help fund the state so the state can spend the money to help people.

Damn I want one of these machines! Where can I buy one? I’d use it on some of my enemies. I would tie them up, throw them in the loader and dump them in the Grinder. Then I would charge like $1,000/head for spectators to watch, get rich and retire on the proceeds.

We should use this thing on dead humans to grind them up. That way we could save lots of graveyard space and use the future would-be graveyard space to build strip malls and Walmarts and other useful things.

Actually, I think when I die, I want to be ground up like this. We could make it like a funeral thing and all of the funeral guests could come watch me get ground up and eat popcorn and stuff. It would be a great end to my life.

After I get ground up, I would like to be canned as Robert Lindsay Chow and fed to my pet cats, assuming that I have any. If I don’t have any cats, I would ask to be made into cat food, because I love cats, and this way, cats could feast on someone who really loves them. Cats have given me so much love in my life, this would be my special way of giving back!

They should have had some really brutal death metal music playing in the background of this video, don’t you think?

Wouldn’t it be cool to see a dead elephant or giraffe get thrown in that thing, just for fun?

In my dream world, there would be like 600 channels on cable. One of them should be the Animal Shredder Channel. That channel would show nothing but this machine grinding animals all day. To make it more interesting, they could vary the types of animals getting ground up. I would just turn it on and leave it on for hours at a time while I do my work and whatnot, just like background you know. Except I would probably change the channel when I was eating.

There are a lot of possibilities for alternate uses for this machine.

We could take some fat White kid raised by a single Mom on Twinkies and video games and stick him underneath the machine. The meat from the ground up farm animals would fall all around him and all over him. It would land on his face, covering him.

We would have workers with shovels to shovel the meat off of him so he wouldn’t get buried. He would keep his mouth open, and some of the meat would fall in. Then he would eat it. We would keep him under there, and he would get fatter and fatter. After about 10 years of that, he would be so fat that he could become the King of Germany.

We could take the ground up animals and give them to Disney. Disney could reconstitute them into humans, especially teen idols like Selena, Miley and Britney. Little would their swooning fans realize that their favorite teen star was really a ground up horse!

We could use the machine to try to solve intractable conflicts. By grinding up pigs and cows both and making movies of it and distributing it to conflict zones, possibly we could make headway in the Hindu-Muslim conflict in Kashmir.

The possibilities are endless!

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76 Comments

Filed under Agricutlure, Animals, Cows, Gross, Horses, Humor, Livestock Production, Pigs, Rendering Plants, Sick and Evil

76 responses to “Four Animals One Grinder

  1. heg

    Robert, what do you know about cows? Really? Ever seen one in real life? No kidding, l’m curious, tell me what you know about cows.

    “WHAT DO COWS EAT?Were you under the mistaken impression that dairy cows ate grass?”

    http://www.notmilk.com/forum/859.html

    • Yes, I have seen cows, heg. This is a rural area here and there are cows all over the place, especially towards the hills, which is almost all rangeland. There are cows grazing all over the open range here and I see them constantly. I’ve also seen some dairies but not in a while. Not sure if I ever saw a cow up close though.

    • heg

      l’m not a swede – still. l speak and write swedish but l’m NOT a swede. A lot of finns, danes and norwegian people speak and write in swedish. The queen of Denmark speaks swedish and she is not a swede. Okay, not that good, but she can make herself understud in swedish.

      l have explained this at great length for you Robert. l’m a Scandinavian, not swede.

      l read and understand talked norwegian, swedish and danish fluent. Give me three months and l will speak fluent german.

    • Yeah but you live in Sweden.

      Ok, so you are either a Norwegian or a Dane then. A Norwegian or a Dane living in Sweden.

    • heg

      Why do you want to know my nationality? A lying jewish scumbag at work?D)

      l’m only on the net by cell phone. I buy and sell cell phones and use every available operaters there are and only surf by pre paid Sim cards. Forget it, you can’t track me down.

    • Really, that’s funny, because you have had a Swedish IP for all the time I’ve been looking at it, which is about 8 months or so.
      :)

    • heg

      When did l deny l have swedish IPs? What IPs number do you want? Five hours and l can have danish IPs. Five hours and l can have norwegian IPs.

      And …? Point is …?

  2. heg

    My granddad had 12 cows. My uncle have 120 cows.

    • Dang you swedes like bovines huh?

    • heg

      l’m still not a swede. Bovines … Well that is how the JEWS look at YOU Robert Lindsay. l have explained it at great length but you just can’t get it.

      The last two days l have spoken to an american, he understands everything l say about the jews. l asked him how common his knowledge about the jews is in America. – Not that common.

    • Really? You speak Swedish, you live in Sweden, you are posting this from a Swedish IP (I looked it up just for you) and you’re still not a Swede. Amazing.

      • Micke

        amasing… u cant seem ro realise that u can change your ip. So what if he can write i 50 diffrent languages, so can google translator do as well. pointless argue.

        How to change your dns, well easy if u dont know how to hack u can buy a diffrent dns from a company, and write in 100 diffrent lang http://www.google.com

        so where were we about these dead cows and other livstock, cruel if they were alive but amasing when theire dead :D

  3. heg

    “By Robert Cohen Executive Director”

    A Jew … That’s funny 8D)))

    http://www.notmilk.com/forum/859.html

    By heg – Executive Director

    No bullsshit here … l’m a Excutive Director

    ——

    Once you see what the jews are up to it’s actually funny to see how the jews mock the stupid goyim. lt’s all about seeing the jews code words. Take W-O-L-F B-L-I-T-Z–ER at CNN. Wolf Blitzer. Get it?

    Or Sever Plocker at Ynet? Got it? Play with words and you will get it.

    http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3342999,00.html

    This jews are SOOOOO in your face and you can’t spot the jew. They think that is dead funny. They do it for the sport of it.

    Next time you see a jew on Talmud Vision, TV just look at the smug jew face.

  4. heg

    My guess is that it’s a Dog Food factory at work. Wonder how many goyim the jews have grind in this machine?

    • Actually, they say that those animals are not fit for pet food consumption. Whether or not they feed them back to livestock is an open question. I don’t think they should. A lot of those animals are diseased.

      What do you think of the vid? Is it cool or what?

    • heg

      Yes, the vid is cool. This is what internet is all about, getting to know things you don’t even can image exist. As a mattor of fact l was on the edge to work in a factory like this in the vid.

      l knew people who had worked in this factory, the factory was located some 20 miles from where l lived. l called the (WhatWord?) who employs people. He made it sound like it was the best job in the whole world. l asked if it not was a dirty job and he told me that it was not a problem, l would get a brand new rubber suit.

      No, l’m not putting you on here, a brand new rubber suit – not a used one. Great deal don’t you think?

      l actually still regret that l diden’t take the job, just to try it out. l have had many jobs. l have worked all kind of things.

  5. heg

    What l want to know is what they do with the minced meat: Kosher taxed Corned beef or dog food?

    http://www.buygracefoods.com/images/products/cornedbeef300.jpg

    Wher does the minced meet go?

  6. Shawn

    “There’s a particularly nasty segment around the second of third cow where the thing lets out this massive spurt as it’s being crunched up. That means that that dead cow had been decaying for a while and was getting bloated as dead animals tend to do.”

    I think the animal just had a full bladder.

  7. heg

    Wouldn’t this be a great death penalty machine? Screw this lethal injection crap. 1st degree murder? I sentence you to the Grinder! -RL-
    ——

    heg: That should be a crime-preventing measure. 9D)

    • You know if I was a Mafia dude or a drug kingpin, I would buy me one of these and put it on my estate. Then I would catch my enemies and use that thing to grind them up alive in it.

      Muahahahahaha!

      • Tom

        Back in the 1980’s I worked as a Security Patrolman and 4 times each night I patrolled a rendering plant. It was a horrible place with a vile stench of death. I conducted 2 calls before midnight and 2 calls after midnight. They had a grinding machine where dead race horses, cows, pigs, sheep and large semi truck loads of offal, heads etc from Abbatoirs where sent there then fed through the grinder. I did external and internal checks. Not a place for those with a weak stomach. I’m a vegetarian. My Supervisor told me the main reason we patrolled this factory was to deter anyone who may break in to dispose of a body so it would never ever be found. I though who in their right mind would want to break into a place like that. The horrendous stink would be more than enough to keep most people away.

      • paula

        you are nuts.

  8. Shawn

    I wish they would show the resulting sludge. I want to see it. I then want to taste it, yes, drink it. I would call it Horcowswineraid! Yes, that’s it! :)

  9. Shawn

    “When an animal dies they empty the bladder. You will do that too Shawn when you die. The stomach was filled with gas, that’s why it exploded.”

    Thanks saying how it could happen to me, Heg! I guess it will happen to you too, huh?

    Actually, I think I may be around to see some radical life extension. I am 27, and I suspect there will be ways in which the human lifespan can be expanded dramatically, mind uploading, and so forth, that is, if we continue our technological expansion and do not have some major human-altering catastrophe.

  10. heg

    “… their ethnic character was hidden behind the face of Marxism.”

    Communism (aka Marxism) is a jewish fraud. What the jewish fraud communism is all about is to get stupid non-jews to help the jews taking control of your state – with out you understanding that jews controls your state.

    Do you know what Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Bush and Obama NoBody have in common? They are all stupid idiots that the jews have posted up.

    lt’s the JEW – stupid!

  11. Shawn

    “You could order like Cow Slurpee, Pig Slurpee, Horse Slurpee.” Yes, and also, they have shit porn, piss porn, and every other type, so how about animal juice porn

  12. WP

    I didn’t watch the video because I don’t want to burden my mind with such sickening images, but what is it with you Mr Lindsay and all these nasty videos related to death, misery, executions, pus-filled wounds, and so on? I never watch them when they are posted here, but I’ve been meaning to ask you why you keep hosting them.

    With all of these disgustingly ‘shocking’ videos you are simply proving the stereotype true that the minds of many leftists/liberals are oftentimes very unhealthy and twisted and degenerate!

  13. Shawn

    More shredding goodness.

  14. Shawn

    Not as shocking as animals but..

  15. heg

    @ Shawn, thx for that video. A grinder will crush anyting except diamonds.

    l never thougt of that before.

  16. heg

    Do you know what you can do with a Diomond-Grinder?

    You can crush anything including diamonds. A whole book online in full text about diamonds. Most interesting. Just read it. Mandatory reading.

    http://www.edwardjayepstein.com/diamond/prologue.htm

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  20. Wow Robert,
    the way your imagination goes,
    you could be a great sci-fi writer!

  21. DronEll

    Mc Donalds, im lovin’ it

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  24. wow….but I mean…it’s how it is.

    It’s how we get our food if we choose to eat me…

    after seeing this…I’m a vegan…

  25. DurryMcDurr

    Ok, so 3 dead cows got grinded. Big fucking deal.

  26. Janni

    Hy,

    my german translator: Vier Tiere ein Schredder

  27. Thoms

    Damn that machine has some serious torque :O

    No comment on the act, i dont give a fuck.

  28. Ian

    Damn, man. You are incredibly funny. I lost it when I got to the part about sentencing people to the grinder.

  29. GyroNachoMan

    Next up, LIVE ANIMALS!!!!!!!

  30. Dan

    Capital punishment via grinder? Sounds like an amazing money making opportunity. Especially broadcast live in HD!

  31. cmz

    awesome footage!
    that machine is bad ass. no joke.

    by the way, why does every internet video comment page turn into a cesspool of racist and politically charged pot-shots? even when the video at hand has absolutely nothing to do with politics in the least?

    boy I tell you, some people are just not getting enough sex.

  32. Chubistian.

    I have a partner than laught with this video, i had an orsgam D: !!!!

  33. wtf

    Man that’s just feels wrong

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  35. That was really funny. Thank you. Looking forward to see more.

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  37. HI, im argentinian, searching info about this video i’ve found this.
    thanks for the writtening and let me clear other things.

    sorry about my inglish, just tryng to people understand me xD

  38. Mixster

    Ok first thing first, 1st. animal is a sheep 2nd animal is a pig 3rd animal is a cow and lucky last a horse. Now about the cow I was undecided about if it was alive or dead, if you look closely you can see the tongue move in and out. Now that could be due to grinder mushing up the cow and making internals move which could make the tongue move, or the poor thing has been stunned then thrown into the grinder. Dont think for a minute that this doesnt go on. I have seen the video of a pig being thrown into one of these still alive.

  39. Anna

    So I was wondering, are those animals still alive when going into that machine?

  40. Claire North

    some of you people writing comments here are seriously sick! There is no enjoyment watching an animal, any animal get crushed and ground to pulp. Unfortunately there is such a need for it but still, atrocities happen and cruelty and abuse is always found when people are able to control the demise or destruction of another living being. Hopefully ALL animals are dead before they get rendered although I seriously doubt that is the case all the time. However to get enjoyment out of it is another thing entirely

  41. Jonathan Jenkins

    This makes me think of Mickey D’s.

  42. J

    You are one sick mother fucker

  43. h

    This whole thing is fucking disgusting and yes it is evil how can you think its anything but.
    You people disgust me,
    And those animals were alive.

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