Better Than the Bird

Just forget about flipping people off. That’s so old and passe.

Just give them the shocker instead.

Amazing, of all the sex acts I have ever engaged in, I never managed to try this one. I don’t know about the unwitting part. I’m not into surprise penetrations of others.

Would I want someone to sneak-poke me? I don’t thaaaank so. So I can’t do it to others.